Decky

Can't believe Cabella is watching this game while Gouffran starts ffs.

Ameobi needs to wake up.

Tiote letting the occasion go to his head already.

Niall Quinn ffs. Fuck off. And fuck you too Cattermole.

Cisse's hat.

How is the craic in the city btw with the police's decision to leave the mackems to their own devices?

Why does everyone think we love Colback man? He still has everything to prove for me after last year's antics.

Two comments I seen on Facebook today about Gouffran too: "Is cabella really any better? At lease gouffran puts a shift in" "At least no Williamson. Gouffran at least will track back which we'll need to help protect Alnwick..." Our fans really do deserve it ffs.

Geordie core.

Man City 3-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 0-2 Man Utd Hull 1-1 Swansea QPR 2-1 West Brom Southampton 2-1 Everton Spurs 2-0 Burnley West Ham 1-1 Leicester Newcastle 0-2 Sunderland Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal Stoke 0-2 Chelsea

Just seen I'm above Lawro.

Pardew is our manager, we're clearly losing this.

Sad fucking bastards man.

Is that first picture from when we got relegated?

And we probably won't win a game between now and then.

Can we recall Darlow before the weekend or is that a bit much?

Someone worked it out on twatter. First 8 seasons in PL: Henry - 254 games - 174 goals Shearer - 253 games - 176 goals The 'Henry had a better ratio thing' is a myth for the same 'time' period. Would he have equalled or bettered Shearers record if he'd stayed? Who knows. Stealing that.

He's just another one of Sky's favourites who gets away with murder. I'd love to see anyone even dare slag him off in the studio with King Jamie.

0-1 Gouffran

Fuck. Only just seen Sissoko isn't playing.

Hadron ColEidur Gudjohnsen got me.

Quality.

Fuck sake, hope it's Christmas No.1.

Burnley 1-2 Southampton Chelsea 3-0 Hull Crystal Palace 2-2 Stoke Leicester 0-3 Man City Sunderland 1-1 West Ham West Brom 0-1 Aston Villa Arsenal 2-0 Newcastle Man Utd 2-0 Liverpool Swansea 2-1 Spurs Everton 2-0 QPR

So no point watching the game tomorrow then?