Decky

No offence, but this is massive bullshit. As if Ashley cares when in the window the deal happens. If he wants to sell Cabaye, he will. If he wants to buy someone, or not, he will. This conspiracy about doing everything not to make signings is honestly bordering on paranoid delusion. So if PSG offered a fee he wanted in the first week of the window he would sell? leaving a full window with fans demanding all of the money is invested. We are safe in our league position so buying players this month will not interest him at all, we are the mugs who pay to go and watch the team play. We want new signings we want an improved team. Ashley would prefer to do the deal late so the club can use the lack of time excuse for not investing the money. What difference does it make to do it now or in the summer? Because Cabaye will definitely be replaced if he goes. I see what you're getting at given the terrible record Ashley has in the transfer windows, but we're not going to sell our best player and just leave that hole sitting there for any longer than the rest of this season.

We'll probably get another drunken rant from Kinnear on Talk Sport about how the kebab deal was good business and how we should thank Mike for getting us dat cash. Llambeezy couldn't get that much for him.

Does Kinnear handle this stuff as well? The PSG lot will just get him pissed and we'll lose Cabaye for 25k ffs.

You really expect to win? You've triggered the anti-Hughton forum macro here, gimp. Tbh is a sad state of affairs if you can't expect to beat fucking Norwich Look at those games against Hull, the mackems and West Brom man. Anything can happen.

We didn't accept that ridiculous bid from Arsenal either, and he still bailed out. Missed 2-3 games if I remember right. I don't think he'd make the same mistake twice after he ended up staying here and having to apologise. I could be wrong of course.

If we haven't accepted a bid from anyone then he has to play. We can't drop such an important player just because other clubs are interested in him. If he is dropped though then Ben Arfa has to start in the number 10 role.

I think they try so hard to not come across as glory hunting bastards. So they pretend to have this great knowledge of the game.

This is why I hope he goes abroad. Man Utd fans and sky pundits 'sudden discovery' of how good he is man... Some of the shit Man Utd fans have talked about Mata this week ffs. Literally making generic shit up as they go along. The ones I know couldn't think of a good formation with him, in fact the one they agreed on was one I suggested, the absolute bastards. I never let it get to me, but I've finally snapped from this Cabaye stuff.

Mentioned this in the Cabaye thread, but I know so many people just like this. I fucking hate it.

Was so close to posting a massive rant on Facebook there to all the Man Utd one's I know. I just got a sudden wave of anger at the thought of Cabaye in a Man Utd shirt. You've no idea how many fucking morons I've had to listen to talk about Mata like they're experts when they haven't got the first clue about him. It's a bit like that Chelsea video pranking the fans. The thought of listening to that shit about Cabaye.

I predict a panic offer of about £25m from PSG or Man Utd on deadline day, or towards the end of the week. With us accepting and being up shit creek with no replacement until the end of the season. We're safe from relegation, so Ashley and co probably couldn't care less if he goes now or in the summer.

He'll start Taylor because he's a proper Geordie lad and it's the derby, he knows what it means to play in these games. We was.

We just can't afford to throw away any more silly points this season in games like this.

I bet we just show up and play like we did against West Brom and Swansea. Whatever happens we can't lose to them, because we're so much better. If we lose the next two games the forum will explode.

Gosling going on strike until he is sold and no one notices.

He knew he was in the wrong that time though (with his apology), surely he's not thick enough to do it again?

Another home draw for them in the FA Cup (against Southampton). While two of the top 5 in the league get knocked out. Cups runs, over rated.

Froggy is going to be so happy to finally see Mata at Man Utd.

The country would be fucked without £20m.

Can't believe these cunts are at home to Kidderminster in the FA Cup too. Dat draw.

Same here. I laughed so much at that.

I just hope Man United don't get him. It's pissing me off seeing plastic fans online talking about Cabaye and Newcastle like we're some sort of feeder club for them, waiting to hand Cabaye over whenever they want him. Most of them haven't a fucking clue what Cabaye is even like, they're just mad for him because the media keeps mentioning his name.

Tbf a lot of Pitbull's songs are quite catchy and are good for when you're out in a bar or a club. Can't stand the man though.

We'd a guy called Wireside who was really nice, but other than him the rest were morons and crazy bastards.