Decky

People like that just swallow all of the club's shite though. They're incapable of independent thought and analysis on NUFC.

Just cover the dirty parts over with more Sports Direct signs.

Is this one of those posts that you can quote at the end of the season if he does well for a pat on the back and just ignore if he doesn't? Of course he won't surprise us man, he's absolutely terrible. I hope City hammer us (they'll be beating us anyway) so the fans are reminded of where we left off at the end of last season and don't start asking for fucking waves.

46 by the time that comes round ffs.

Pardew's brain probably.

I'll be in my fucking thirties by the time we've a nice kit man.

Your mate is proper fit.

Brilliant.

;D

You're my new favourite poster with these avatars man.

It's not that we want him to play, it's just how Jonas is being treated. He should be respected while trying to sort out a move, not frozen out and treated like shit.

Our club captain should remind Pardew of the service Jonas has given us over the years, in particular our year in the second tier.

http://i.imgur.com/69k3knT.png Actually looks good on the shirt there. Pity about the front.

You'd swear these guys don't want to sell shirts making shite like that. That goalkeeper top ffs.

Why do City need to buy another big money striker anyway?

He's probably just enough for them to do the double over us Pardew again this season.

No he's just watching it on a stream in Ireland I think.

Most teams can chalk pre-season down as "just pre-season", but I don't think we can when you look at our form in 2014 as well. We've been abysmal and for me there's warning signs there about our upcoming season. We look like we're continuing on from where we left off and if so we're in serious trouble. Under normal circumstances you'd be slightly worried because we could just change manager if things go tits up, but Pardew will never be sacked so we're absolutely fucked.

I'm fucking off until the last 10 minutes.

That marking.

We play Man City in 2 weeks.

Get Pardew off my screen ffs.

Ridiculous gif.

There no thread for this? Anyway, this is part of the Schalke Football Tournament. It's live on Quest: Freeview: Channel 37 Channel 38 (+1) Sky Channel 167 Channel 195 (+1) Virgin Media Channel 172 Channel 173 (+1) UPC Ireland Channel 154