Decky

I reckon this guy will be a nightmare. One decent season and his nasty agent will be trying to line his pockets again.

Had a look on Bartons timeline for the craic and Jesus Christ what a shit show.

I'm fully behind the conspiracy that the toxic 6 are chasing our targets to stop us from progressing.

Sandman Signature. Stayed there a few times, really nice hotel.

If that's true then he really doesn't want anything more to do with us does he? I mean there's absolute zero reason he couldn't be doing that at his current clubs training ground the wanker.

If we cave at a smaller fee we're risking totally fucking ourselves with the rest of the squad. Players and agents will think they can just go on strike anytime they want to move and eventually we'll cave in, lower our valuation and let them go. Fuck that. If we sell fair enough, but we have to absolutely rinse Liverpool or all we're doing is showing we aren't serious in our ambitions to reach the top.

Why do these clubs always get fucking bailed out when players don't work out? Hojlund a dream target FFS.

The pool clips have been great all week.

One of the biggest clubs in the world, top 3 probably with Barca and Real. We see it in pure football terms with Newcastle tinted glasses on, foreign players will pick Man Utd all the time. Man Utd could easily finish above us this season too, and looking at the way we do transfers they could be a much better outfit in a year or two.

He wouldn't, and CL doesn't even matter anyway because he'll believe that Man Utd will be back there.

Honestly can't be fucked. The 6 cunts have targeted nearly every signing we've gone for. And people are contemplating selling our star player to one of the cunts? Tell them to fuck off and tell Isak he can go if he finds a club abroad.

Fuck me

If they want to bid for him that's fine but even if we're willing sellers we shouldn't be letting the deal be completed until we've got our replacement, and I don't mean fucking Jackson.

I mean, we've never been in the same room at the same time...

I'm starting to think it's the beach from fucking Lost and I died and went to hell.

I remember two weeks ago when I was enjoying a cocktail on a beach in Tenerife delighted at the thought of Isak and Ekitike up front, Trafford in nets. Fast forward two weeks and both are likely to be playing to Liverpool while we're linked with Jackson and Ramsdale.

Loan to buy? Why are we doing desperate transfer deadline day deals on the 28th July? We've enough time to look for better elseware like.

Only thing we can hope for is Man Utd don't fancy paying the same fee we're willing to pay because if we both get a bid accepted we've no chance.

Well if that's true just move on because they'll pay him way more than we will.

I never understand how things like that sell to anyone who isn't a child.

The Netflix show was just a laugh because of how utterly shit they are.

If the Saudis want Antony can they not fucking wait til this deal is done first?

Hampton's a far more likeable player. Probably a better keeper too.

I'm not sure how their stance can be tested if he's not for sale. Just reject the bid. Liverpool aren't going to come in with something mental like £200m, they'll open up at £120m and probably only go to a max of £130m.

Some stage next week. Man, why can't we sort some of these deals with a bit more urgency, because we know rightly the longer this goes on some cunty club like Man Utd will land in with a bid.