Decky

Be pretty mad if in the space of a few days Man Utd blow Liverpool out of the water for money spent like.

If VVD is gonna be slow and a liability can he wait until after 1st September to show it.

Bet they get Donnarumma though.

4pm UK time.

Only change in situation is the transfer window closes and he literally can't move. Does he go on strike in January again?

BBC gossip column reckon Jackson's available for £48m. I could live with that. All we could do then is hope Howe works his magic.

I didn't realise Cabaye has more appearances for Palace than he has for us.

One thing that you can only laugh at from these biased cunts in the media is how theyve turned this whole situation into a debate about how Newcastle isn't a big club. People saying Sunderland and Leeds are bigger. Id love to know what metric they're using for that because it's not trophies, revenue and fanbase.

If Wissa goes to Al Nassr I genuinely might walk away from following football.

I said last week it would be hilarious if we moved on and Man Utd couldn't finish the deal, leaving Sesko at Leipzig. It could still happen.

Jesus

He's an arrogant cunt too, thinks he knows it all. In fairness to a lot of Liverpool fans it looks like they see him as a twat as well.

Is this guy shite?

We're the laughing stock of the league this summer. The entire recruitment team needs to be shown the door and replaced after this.

We have to hold onto Isak now and reintegrate him back into the squad for the season. If we go for Ramos you know Chelsea or Spurs will too, it's exhausting. If Sesko or Ekitike don't work out those two cunts will be in the market for our targets next summer too.

Have Spurs decided they need this lad yet?

Chelsea will be in for Ramos you can absolutely guarantee that.

So the 6 sharks aren't circling Villa then it's just us?

Jackson makes sense because its a toxic 6 castoff, they'll not let us sign anything else.

Genuinely speechless that both bids are to be accepted when theirs is 5m less than ours. Presumably we go to Leipzig and tell them our bid is now the same as Man Utds?

A random thought came into my head there, what ever happened to us changing the club crest?

It's hard to know. Althought when you look at the rumour mill we've Sesko advancing, talk of Wissa this week too and even Guehi popping up again. Theres money coming from somewhere if it's to be believed.