Decky

How cringe are those Twitter accounts thinking theyre Sky News with this "BREAKING" shite.

Every cunt and his dog are firing together tweets and articles about Isak. It's easy clicks. Don't pay attention to any of it.

It doesn't help that these top six bastards hijack every transfer we're trying to make. If we get a run at someone without them sticking their nose in we'll get them.

This should have been wrapped up weeks ago, well before we got Elanga. Whatever structure we have in place for transfers needs a serious looking at.

Is it constantly buffering for anyone else?

I'm convinced these cartel cunts are just buying our targets to stop us progressing.

Farage's darts entrance music.

I'm a big supporter of our women's team and the game but that wasn't a great advert for it. Terrible penalties.

Gonna follow Lucy Bronze on Instagram here.

Why did Sweden take Rolfo off?

They shouldnt be bidding for him anyway. I get they want to improve their league, but Nunes isn't exactly star quality is he? No one will mention his name in Europe ever again after he goes out there. Meanwhile a PIF owned club has funded a team that want to take our star player away from us. The whole thing is just completely stupid.

Maybe we should bid for another striker to put a bit of pressure on this deal. My opinion on this is if he comes to us, brilliant, if he goes to Liverpool then so what, we'll just go get someone else. My main priority in this whole mess is a new striker plus keeping Isak. It wasn't Pedro, it might not be Ekitike but we'll get someone in, the money is there.

Where are Liverpool getting this money from? Another player over 100 in the same window?

He's got a hard on. Ekitike signing confirmed.

Are we gonna have to put up with this fucking thread all season?

Incredible

@Mike @thomas @cubaricho @Deuce I hope yous are proud of this.

Howe has wanted Trafford for a while, let's just get it done before he has a good season with Burnley and ends up going to Chelsea next year.

What about Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby. Elanga Elanga Elanga Elanga na na na na na naaaaaa

It's taking Elanga time to announce isn't it

Rolfo has left Barca if that's worth a punt.

Same as last year but a shite colour. Have we had that stuff in black yet with white stripes?

This lads gonna be fucking class for us.