Decky

Was really looking forward to that, but it clashes with The Apprentice final.

That looks pretty good. Never thought of Sturridge myself, good shout.

It looks a million times better with the sponsor black. Wasn't it black in the kids top too?

This is what happens when FIFA get greedy. They sell the rights to a whole tournament to a tiny nation with no historical ties to the game and the competition gets moved to the winter. Were England bidding for the 2022 WC? It's scandalous that it's gone to Qatar. Fans should just boycott it tbh.

Yeah but if he is in Spain, anyone in the UK reading his tweets will see the time stamp in British Standard Time because the time stamps are from your own perspective.

We should just sell him now if he is adamant that he won't wear the shirt. The sponsor isn't going to change and he won't be allowed to play without it. Knowing us though we'll let this drag on like fuck, end up selling him late on leaving us fuck all time to replace him.

Wouldn't the time stamp actually be the time zone where this Gregg character is though? Like, if someone from Australia tweeted right now and we in the UK read it, the time stamp would be 14:33.

As a neutral I'd love to see Rooney at Chelsea with Mata in the side as well. It would be typical of Arsenal to sell Cazorla too.

Fuck sake.

That is a fucking brilliant offer tbf.

Coming thick and fast now, under pressure. 0-5 win.

Seeing Rooney in a Chelsea shirt would be ridiculous given his long connection to Man Utd, but I guess it's nothing we haven't seen before in the game. I think he would be insanely good for Chelsea too as lone striker with their midfield behind him. I can see it coming back to haunt Man Utd really, not that most of their fans would hate to see him go anyway.

Come on mate, I was joking when I said my post too. Kinnear's a ticking time bomb. The second it goes good for it the wheels will come off.

Got to say, I was wrong about Kinnear man. I guess football is a results game and so far it's all good. Joe

Is Ryder getting a paid holiday to Portugal for the next two games I wonder?

Only if we win, to take the credit.

Pardew better be careful putting a side out without Cisse. Ashley might think we can make do with what we have.

Our kit on there is better than the real thing.

It seems to be harder each year to put a decent team out too. I'm thinking about buying 5 cheap defenders and just going for broke with the best forwards. Went with this for now:

Mrs Bimpy's Folds

Lee Ryder's chat box man. It's the best part of pre-season that.

Didn't NUFC TV cover pre-season friendlies with radio for a while? I know they didn't last year but I'm sure they did the season before that. It's ridiculous that they're not really, pure laziness.

Kinnear delivering the goods already!

Don't worry lads, Joe is back to sort us out in time for tomorrow.

Bent is perfect for Pardew, we'll look for him every time we get the ball and we'll spend 4 days working on our defence. Bent will be a lazy but safe signing for a clueless manager as we'll be able to get goals and he'll not take up a great deal of our resources. Until he gets injured.