Decky

The commentator fucking enjoyed that.

He's played really well other than that absolutely pathetic shot in the first half I'm on about the second half so far, should have said that. Tbf they all are.

Cisse's having a shocker.

I knew Pardew would do some shit to make us worse once he got them in to that dressing room at half time man, it's so fucking obvious. He'd need to change it here before it's too late.

Should have went for a shit at half time. I'm sure it'll slide out at some point though. Don't tell me how to use my asshole. It'll just gather and get bigger though, and you'll risk giving yourself an anal fissure. No one wants to see that you sick Irish bastard.

3rd worst defensive record in the league.

Should have went for a shit at half time. I'm sure it'll slide out at some point though.

As long as Wigan lose.

Hope to fuck Pardew doesn't mess this up in the second half.

Never a foul in a million years.

Mackems winning.

QPR 0-1 Stoke. Could do with QPR winning that one.

Debuch

What a fucking miss. Christ man.

Those away fans man, fucking brilliant.

Cabaye is having a brilliant game.

Owen retiring on a second relegation would be just too funny.

Aye, how longs he been there too, 4 seasons? If that was Pardew they'd be in League Two fighting the drop right now.

GW34: Fulham 1-2 Arsenal Norwich 2-0 Reading QPR 3-1 Stoke City Sunderland 2-3 Everton Swansea 2-2 Southampton West Brom 2-0 Newcastle West Ham 3-0 Wigan Tottenham 1-3 Man City Liverpool 2-0 Chelsea Man Utd 3-0 Aston Villa

PS3 or HMDI link to the TV from your laptop.

And to think about a week ago we were laughing at PDC talking about finishing above Newcastle and becoming bigger.

Fuck sake, we lose to Sunderland and now we've become them.

People seem confident we're getting rid of Pardew?