Decky

Heard he smokes like 40 a day. Surprised any top flight footballer can get away with that.

Who the fuck wasnt happy when we signed Owen?!

*Newcastle agree fee for Berbatov* *Berbatov in talks with Newcastle* *Berbatov set to sign for Newcastle - confirmed by everyone (apart from NUFC)* *Berbatov signs for Spurs*

Nah id never have him, hes woeful.

We will have to replace Enrique and would need to improve on Williamson and Simpson. Krul as well, at least in the short term.

Berbatov?! Dream come true move, at £7.5 million I would think I'm in a coma. Its never, ever going to happen. He basically has his pick of most European clubs this summer.

Exactly the kind of signing Man Utd need to make, he is perfect for them and more than capable of being a success there. Spurs weaker as well

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1392390/Manchester-City-fan-gets-Man-Utd-badge-tattooed-chest-losing-pub-bet.html

£3.5 million for a shit player at a relegated club? I hope to fuck we stay well clear. you do realise he's more than likely our plan b to Gemeiro Gameiro is probably our plan B to Cole.

£3.5 million for a shit player at a relegated club? I hope to fuck we stay well clear.

Im relying on our away kit to do me next season after seeing that mess we call our home shirt, gold is very hard to get right and tbh I dont trust this lot to come up with something good. If there is gold in it of course.

:lol:

Makes me hungry that

Golden sand? Hopefully that doesnt mean it is actually gold.

13th August I would imagine. Lets hope we have a Saturday game and not a bloody Monday like last year.

Why do you keep quoting that?

Owen just cant believe his luck. The way he is behaving towards Man Utd is ridiculous considering his ties with Liverpool. Of course he can like the club he plays for but he is only there for 2 years, hes behaving like a life long Man Utd fan who got his dream chance of winning something with them.

Swansea in the Premier League man They'll probably be tough, abit like Blackpool this year and get something from us in our games.

People just get off on the fact their message is being sent to 1000s of people. Its sad as fook.

Even if Berbatov was on his way out he still should have featured as he will have no doubt gave 100% to get a CL winners medal. Michael Owen ffs!

He will take them back up within 2 years if he stays. Thats a big if with those muppets in charge like.

It wouldnt be the summer without a "confirmed by *****, apart from us" title.

Horrific rumour to start that, glad it's not true.