TRon

Too fucking right! There's a transfer rumours thread for this sort of shit.

That's it, I've got work to do. Fuck this.

Lyon reckon they can get another £5m....to start with.

Not arsed at all if it means we can get the wing backs to bomb on properly. Sould make us a lot more effective offensively.

These sort of tweets bring me out in a cold sweat. It's screaming, "what are these bastard Big 6 clubs doing?! Get in there and match the bid before it's too late!!!"

It's not a sexy name, but seems like the perfect alternative once we failed to get our first choice defenders in. I haven't seen him much myself, but from all accounts seems like a big solid defender, so as long as he's not chronically slow, should do the job in keeping us up.

Zapata alone is a game changer. He looks like a nightmare for defenders, the thought of Bruno and him in the same team is mouthwatering.

He is far more the profile of player we need ahead of Coutinho.

We'll go back in for him in the summer, but will have to be a lot less money.

Not like a selling club to change their mind about a price once they've made the deal public.

Watching that video someone posted in this thread was enough for me. He was robbing players of the ball without even trying. Using ways and means I've never seen before. And that's before we even get onto his mad incisive distribution....

Shame in one way, I would really have liked a Brazilian trio of Bruno, Joe and Carlos....but alas was not to be. But welcome Dan, hope you're not fucking shite.

Stop it! Please make it stop!

If it happens it will transform us.

Yes. About as much as we'd agreed deals to sign Carlos and Lingard on Monday evening with agents flying out to seal the deals.

This. Not even a plethora of Toontastic posters confirming it with their jizzy pants avatars will make me do so.

Yeah he's far too good to have gone under the radar of CL clubs.

I think I'd rather offer Guimaraes stupid money to persuade him to come here instead of Arsenal. This lad has all the bite and hunger that Gini would never show for us.

That's an easy fix if it's true. Can't believe if it would be that simple though.

I would be as well if I wasn't almost certain it will collapse.

Could happen, but can we afford to wait?

I think once they got Martial out the door, they probably thought they can afford to keep Lingard now, whether he wants to be there or not. It's not like he'll down tools in a World Cup year.

It does!