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Good man Mick. Only HTT left to get on the suavest bandwagon in football then.

Good comparison. He doesn't do anything. The difference being Duff looked very good in his younger days. Aye, he was class at Blackburn and for Ireland at the WC in 2002. A mixture of Mourinho and injuries ruined him.

With a fucking car, Neil.

As if you won't be powerwanking to your Lampard poster watching it somewhere. Anyway, delighted Hodgson got the job. Seeing Harry Redknapp's flubbery face everywhere for the next 20 years being lauded as an English national hero would be impossible. Hodgson is vastly more likeable.

Cut them some slack like, best striker nost of them have ever seen is Kevin fucking Phillips. Seeing a goal like that for them that is basically like the T-1000 showing up and demanding your clothes, boots and motrocycle for the rest of us. Can't be real.

Reckon I'll have to put on 200 pounds, lather myself up in fake tan, dye my hair blonde, get a a sumo outfit and wait for your ass in a car park then.

I will love it if we finish ahead of him, love it.

Perch looking like he might end up being a good utility man should spell the end of Simpson. We'd probably get a tidy little sum for him. Decide what side you want Santon to play, buy a RB or LB to start on the other side and let Simpson go. Yes, we need a squad but there should be plenty of squad players that we can bring in who'll be better than Simpson and who'll cost less than what we should be able to sell him for. We'd be two points ahead of Arsenal if the stupid cunt could take a throw as well.

Poor Neil must be bricking it. If Everton cost us fourth all his good work on here over the years goes out the window and everyone will think he's a cunt.

Ferguson will have a field day with that like. City managed one fucking point from their two games against the Mackems.

The Villa goal was a great example. Really, he needed another half a second or so to set himself properly and get the shot away. However the defender was closing in from the side quickly and would have blocked it, so Cisse takes it that split second earlier and the defender doesn't get there. Not many strikers would have made a decent connection with the ball there, but Cisse absolutely rifles it into the top corner. He's immense.

Actually, the 'North East STD's' would be quite a fitting name for them.

North East Second Top Dogs! Fuck the Boro!

Tap in tbh.

Claiming it was a fluke FFS. What else do they think he was trying to do, thump it out for a goal kick?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/dd/2012_Poster.jpg/220px-2012_Poster.jpg Need a photoshop of Ben Arfa and Cisse standing either side of that guy on the mountain, with some goalposts in the distance.

I'll give Ben Arfa against Bolton the nod as #1. Given how the game had gone, with us desperately needing the win and Ben Arfa and the whole team having had an off day to that point, it was incredible to see him pull that out when he did. Cisse from tonight #2. Not sure about #3 just yet.

Went with just the ones in 2012

Long ball rubbish, fuck that. Added.

Seriously, look at some of the fucking goals we've scored since the turn of the year. Demba against Man U. Cabaye against Man U. Ben Arfa against Blackburn in the cup. Guthrie against Fulham. Cisse against Villa. Jonas against Wolves. Ben Arfa against West Brom. Cisse's second at Swansea. Ben Arfa against Bolton. And now Cisse goes all Peledonna on the situation tonight. Been class seeing us score so many good goals since the turn of the year, long may it continue. End of year awards on here should be interesting. Top 3 in order so far?

You paid for his flight.

Some nicely timed stomach pains. Off for another batch of the runs. Indian food.

Spurs winning means this is only going one way for us, sadly.

Mikel being the chief benefactor of that if that's how it plays out... Stick him in a Lector mask and feed him some Mackem flesh and he'll be fine, Tiote.

Got to laugh at us kicking Chelsea around the place after that first half at Wigan. Gonna be following the game in this thread for the second half, should be exciting. at Oldtype btw.