Shak

Fucking place it Leon you tit.

Peter Lovenshite more like. Better from us though.

Composed as fuck from Best there.

Well that was shite. Ba, Gosling, Lovenkrands and Simpson looking particularly rubbish.

Wonder if he can be effective on the right. Because I don't want to move Jonas, and if Barton goes I'm not exactly comfortable handing Obertan the shirt.

Yeah, but sometimes it doesn't matter how many hints you give someone, they still don't get the message. Do they, James?

Can't bring myself to applaud him, even in a condescending way. Bet the fat cunt plays Sunderland v Newcastle on FIFA every night, wanting to play his beloved song that we keep hearing about. But his fat hands can't work the controllers properly so he loses every time and then gives interviews to his cat about how he was the better team and deserved the win. Horrible lump of shite of a man.

Do you sticky the match threads just so people won't read them then or what's the craic?

Delighted Smith isn't starting, useless cunt should never wear the shirt again. Happy with the lineup tbh, giving some fringe players a go while still putting out a strong side.

Who? Seedorf? Fag.

Really hate how Kaka's avatar makes Tiote look like he's playing for Man fucking City.

Gosling and Vuckic in the middle though surely? No reason to play Smith at all, he's a disgrace. Obertan and Marv on the wings, Ba and Best up front.

I don't know! Mike Ashley is strange. Seems to like splurging on defenders. Maybe he likes defensive football. £10m on Colo and £6m on Enrique, are the highest fees he's paid for players I believe. Aye, that was before he realised he'd made a tit of himself buying the club though.

Aye, we'll definitely spend 10m on a backup right back.

Aye, we'll definitely spend 10m on a right back.

Hope Smith plays personally. Kind of stuff you'll tell your grandchildren about, seeing a supposed Premiership footballer get so thoroughly outclassed at Stevenage last year was something truly special to behold.

Holland are top of the world rankings now? Good system you've got there, FIFA.

Nimrods.

You must have sore fists. Aye, no point injuring yourself. I just kick my dog. That's a given every morning in Korea, regardless of your mood. Don't be silly man. Just cook the damn thing, why bother with the kicking. Thought the suffering made them tastier?

Ah well, cracking note to go to bed on this. Gonna have a crywank and sleep for 9 hours, hopefully things will look better in the morning.

We can only hope so. Strikes me as a greedy cunt, that haircut can't be cheap to maintain.

was it not also said he would only go to a "top club"? Last I checked QPR were not a top club He said if a Champions League club came after him he'd have to consider it no matter what his contract situation was. He also said he would love to stay at Newcastle if possible, but that "if that's not the case, then that's not the case." You think he wants to go to QPR like? Of course he fucking doesn't.

Because it's also his job and he has the rest of his life to think about. One bad injury in the next 9 months and he doesn't get anywhere near the same offer he's probably going to sign today.

You must have sore fists. Aye, no point injuring yourself. I just kick my dog. That's a given every morning in Korea, regardless of your mood.

He's like Shola on a national level. Rubbish and you scream at him for 90 minutes every time, but you know you'll miss him when he's gone. Saw a band play once who had a song about him called "Kevin Kilbane. God bless him he's trying." Summed him quite well.