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For the sake of the team it's probably better to chant the name of someone who is actually on the pitch like.

they're all mugs like. Can't even get away with a baseless little quip in Football. Football is fucking serious business.

aye right as if I'm going to believe anything I see on Mike's propagandized seating chart

Don't be daft man. There's no chance it'll be a sell out.

He'd never start ahead of Tayls

and exactly what is wrong with the pontiac silverdome?

Has this not been posted? http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36144620 Midfielder Dele Alli could miss the rest of Tottenham's season after being charged with violent conduct by the Football Association. Television footage appeared to show Alli punching Claudio Yacob during his side's draw with West Brom on Monday. The incident was not in the referee's report on the match, which ended 1-1. Violent conduct usually incurs a three-game ban, so a guilty verdict would mean the England player, 20, misses all of Spurs' remaining fixtures.

His team is in form and he's doing fine in his very limited role. He is still not particularly good, and there are still many other options.

Not sure #CameronsHypocrisyIsBreathtaking is gonna take off like

Who needs the Barclays Premier League when you can have the Tag Heuer Substitution Board, the Subway Halftime Show and Injury Time sponsored by BUPA.

I like the political answer to whether he'll stay at Nice, followed by "but fuck China"

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Don't think anybody including Leicester fans will care like. Not saying they will, or should. More that Spurs shouldn't feel too down about it, their future is very bright. Will they get a better chance of actually winning it? Nee chance. Spurs fans should be apoplectic iyam

Arsenal are bollocks like. This isn't going to end well.

What's wrong with the excuse "the fuckers have shit the bed for 100 seasons in a row and the twat in charge still cant be fucked to spend a few quid on a proper striker"?

I feel like a lot of you people aren't realising that Niall is playing along with the bit. Please realise.

he gon get paid

Who was it that Funes Mori is intercepted by from the Everton bench? It's doing my head in.

The shot from Navas would've gone in 100 out of 100 times if it was Robert E. He'd still be on his way down now.

100% triple distilled shite, this.

I get the feeling Mangala's training regime is six days of being told not to fuck up. Every time he's anywhere near the sidelines that ball is going out of play, no matter how much (or how little) pressure he's under.

my heart hurts

fucking Zabaleta.

So you're saying we're due? *puts mortgage on win* In the same way that the washington generals are due