SEMTEX

Also, 3 kits and we can't make one that doesn't clash with the mackems. Impressive.

"Fortunate to get away with that" what in the absolute fuck is football nowadays

The clocks change in the UK this weekend, so it'll be 6am for you Thank fuck this is on Sunday.

Not sure the hordes would be down with "it's the same as any other game", especially after our recent humblings.

i dont understand

I are sore

That's how ya ma likes it

Also despite my lack of aerial prowess, I'm pro no head height restrictions. This means I can twat the ball away. And it means when inadvertently hitting the ball into the sky I won't be penalized.

I managed to bring matching Atlanta Falcons red shorts and red Nike drifit tshirt. They go delightfully with my yellow NUFC away socks.

twats

I can get behind this. I'm saying this as if I expect our team of short arses to be mazy dribblers, when in reality I'd love to just twat the ball away at every occasion.

In completely unrelated news, I vote we play no-balls-over-head-height rule.

As I feared. The reds are a team of midgets with the exception of Heza.

How tall are these people...? SDBS JB NEEJ Spaceman I need to understand our strengths and weakenesses

If you're on my team I have no issue with you wearing hard mouldies.

Looks outsidey here but idk how many pitches they have https://www.facebook.com/LucozadePowerleagueGateshead?filter=1

Me playing in soft nubby trainer things when others play in hard mouldies = not cool. Anyone steps on my foot, I quit.

Fitness helps too like. I'm about 4ft3 and all I ever really do is give away free kicks, because my appetite and bravery leads me to climbing on people / pulling them down.

Neesy is a great man, this confirms it.

What's the point in even having knees if you can't even use them on special occasions like reds vs blues?

why arent neil and disco playing

the fuck are everyones names, I'll be damned if im calling someone Space man. So far in my team I know of two chris', one michael and one john. Our parents are all exceptionally uninventive.

I have never met Branko, that doesn't mean anything to me. Often on this kind of pitch slide tackles are outlawed. It's also unbearably painful sliding on such a surface.

Neither of these people are actually playing btw Jim, ignore them. Also they're both foreigners.

http://www.squawka.com/news/ranking-every-premier-league-clubs-most-successful-free-kick-taker/481968