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He'll try and mould him into Dickie Carvalho v2 And by "try", you mean, spend 5 minutes telling him that if he's not Carv2 by Saturday then he'll be playing for Vitesse next week.

faux irish religious shitcunts

Absolutely Did anyone see the PA wench on BBC News this morning talking about this story? "well if you are going to be looking after his pets, booking his holidays and helping out with the family I think you should be asking for more than £60,000 a year". U wot. To be frank, what he or his mum is asking for in that job posting is easily a 100k+ job as you yourself will have no personal life, and you will most likely require a full team to do all the things like stock his fridge and launch his fragrance and clothing line Slavery ain't dead. Aye I'm not so sure about the wage given the 24/7 part.. but at least they're upfront about potential requirements. Plenty of similar jobs would expect such coverage without really putting it into words.

Maybe merty will come in for Cazorla and they'll go five at the back to neutralize Obertan.

I don't disagree with this logic, I just think Chelsea are fuckwits who chop and change every five minutes and pretty much anyone who signs for them will end up on the heap in a year or so. Unless they sign Ronaldo/Messi.

Tells me all Steve wants from his central midfielders is a warm body to run around a lot and spoil attacks and do fuck all else.

Nah. He'll be loaned out / sold / fat and rotting by ~2017.

Aye. It's a disgrace. They should've gone for a nice flatpack Brittania stadium model. The world needs more flatpacks.

I'm not sure about it being a shit move for his career. He could start for them Same could be said for Schurrle and Cuadrado and Luiz Filipe and De Bruyne and Remy and Salah and Ba. They're a super rich club with no interest in progressing the careers of any player, no matter what age. You're in, you get a chance for ten minutes, and then you're out when Jose has decided he's bored with you.

Chelsea are a cancer, it's a shit move for his career, but at least he's doing it properly.

It is not. However, you'll have no problems watching Hartlepool vs Bournemouth or Luton vs Stoke.

Welbeck, now there's a shit striker for you. Forgot he even existed.

As if people are getting offended at the notion of a professional footballer wanting to have a PA. The fuck is the point in making a shit ton of money if you're morally obligated to clean your own shitter and go to Morissons on your day off. Fuck that. If I've got enough money, I'm paying for someone to do all of these shit errands, and I'm playing on my Xbox and going Go Karting at every possible opportunity.

the poll

Arsenal are annoying as fuck to watch.

a) Move to Europe where you can't even legally stream the game in the first place? & b) Workplaces in Europe also like to block streaming sites

harsh on Kid Icarus imo

the fuck is that. The worst grade given is a C- for the entire league? And that's a home loss to Bournemouth ffs I wish he graded my exams.

Looked online, apparently this bong eyed twat is a "right sided defender". http://i.imgur.com/NvPHDQI.jpg I'm sure he'll be fine for Northampton, alongside some proper defenders.

Seems daft to play Cisse over Mitrovic at this point like. Plus Obertan can run for DAYS, so he'll probably still play. I also think it's more likely we play some rando 12 year old at right back. Maybe that pink cheeked scouse fucker.

Such an awful "era"

Surprisingly decent game to watch this, given the participants.

well thats the last time pedro ever passes to willian

just the perfect deflection