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prissy bitches. Try saving shots at your front post and then you won't have to worry about time wasting.

need to get a few of these lasses on NUFC for set pieces. or at least just play against lasses defending set pieces.

cannily directed header that

I love the BBC headline of "England struggling with Ottawa heat". Clearly the heat is much more desirable for the Norwegians, with their sweltering Summer temperatures.

Cech is shit. I'm siding with the Kinky Park Killer.

They have their mouths open in a similar style, that's about the extent of it. I'm not crying racism on this one, just shittism.

the cup refs are worse than the MLS refs? mother of god

7th in the east vs 8th in the west! That's the matchup everyone wants to see. Especially with the legendary red bull arena atmosphere. It'll be a treat.

probably paid more by derby and he'll play moar footballs

Brazilians are cunts like. Surely you cant deny that?

nah but it's up there. Think the fattest fatties are the countries that inexplicably think fat = geet hard.

Mexican women are shit for the most part. The rice and beans diet does not make for a pretty girl.

Wooooo

Dani Alves has been taking shooting tips from Dunga

borrrrinnnnggggg

Although pretty much everyone in the PL has a massive amount of money they could spend if they chose to. It's just City's is on another batshit crazy level.

http://prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/17/seattle-finishes-us-open-cup-loss-to-portland-with-7-men-as-dempsey-rages/ class. Including Seattle's tweet.

£40m does not buy you a great British player nowadays. £40m buys you a good one with potential.

People are living in the past man. 40m is about the going rate for an Englishman who might actually be good enough to play a handful of games for man city.

get 20 people to eat a few more eggs imo

A.J. DeLaGarza plays for them now. It is impressive how hopelessly shit India are at football. You'd think they'd be able to cobble together 20-some odd half-decent players out of a population of millions of trillions. It's all about cricket over there. :lol: :lol:

too busy spending our vast financial aid, no time to play sports

That Arsenal kit is ok, but I'm 90% sure they designed it in PES

Gonna be class when he's in the England squad before he ever kicks a ball for Man City.

Looks class for lounging about the house in.