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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I was going to embolden the hilarious parts, but the only acceptable parts of that team are Krul, Janmaat and Sissoko. And even Sissoko is in too deep a role.

Also, from the bbc preview of the game. Classic negative followed by a triple punch of positive news. Newcastle striker Papiss Cisse begins a seven-game suspension, but Rob Elliott, Remy Cabella and Jack Colback return.

Good. It's where he should have been playing all along. Preferably not with Riviere like. Up-front with Cisse would have been my preference... oh well.

I look forward to seeing LFEE's home-made/fruit-of-the-loom boots.

Christ what a terrible pen. Lucky kernt.

:lol: 3-0 down? Get Clint Hill on. Impact sub.

completely forgot that redknapp wasn't still qpr manager

Matt Phillips would never get in a Pardew team with that kind of defending.

bleugh. Also, Zaha is fine. What is wrong with these chumps.

Rewound and started watching from KO. Pretty eventful first 10 minutes like.

I'm gan mental, I'm going to watch Boro vs Ipswich rather than Palace vs QPR. In case you didn't know, the first game is the Championship game, and the 2nd game is the Premier League fixture.

Just seen last night's goal Oh MLS.

Looks like Okugu was pretty much the only Orlando player who wasn't booked for diving.

http://i.imgur.com/czmkqA1.jpg Memories.

Your nipples are going to be in shreds by the end of the game. Undershirt up.

This is nonsense iyam. Outside of sports there are endless different events that I see listed that I'd go to in a heartbeat. Most of them revolve around eating/drinking, but that's just fine with me.

Sherwood is still just unproved for me. His record does warrant him a crack at the whip though. However, his tactics and his Ray Winstone persona are fairly unappealing to me.

If you had owt about you as a poster you'd have done that for me. Just a criminally bad effort by Mistle. Spurs would've finished 3rd with their form under Sherwoord stretched over a full season. They're currently 6th. Vast improvement indeed. Over 28 games he averaged 1.64 points per game, which would've given them 62.4 points over the course of 38 games. This would be less than the 69 points they actually ended up with. They would have finished 7th and not 6th. Obviously it's just an average, but to state that he'd finish 3rd (>82 points), is rather far fetched.

you've really been off-the-grid aye?

Aye. Straight on the massive plate of pasta regime. Sports science.

Odd. Surely Barca would've been sensible to throw big monies at him given they can't replace him?

http://www.espnfc.com/major-league-soccer/19/blog/post/2342342/major-league-soccer-has-made-progress-after-20-years-but-still-work-to-do-writes-rory-smith http://i.imgur.com/ug13pCd.gif

Well, that happens because "Newcastle" is singular. Though I use both. Newcastle the city is singular, Newcastle as a team is plural. It's a conundrum. I assume either is technically correct. Very interesting conversation topic either way.