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BWP had a decent team though, and is settled. Defoe's team was ballsack, and he didn't want to be there. And he has suffered with injuries. (I'm jus sayin' don't read too much into his MLS goal record)

They're actually one of the few premier league teams to have a website that isn't complete aids. Someone's head will roll for this mistake.

Divvent like anything you. if it aint tennants, it aint worth drinkin

There is reason to using nicknames with most Brazilians, there is none when it's a person with a regular ol' first name and a last name. No mix, no little fucking pea, and no ridiculous nicknames based upon which comic book character the player resembles the most.

"Mix" on the shirt. Fuck that.

I'd pick Gouffran unfortunately.

should've crossed it

that looks a horrible deal for Toronto Defoe wants to leave, Altidore will score boatloads in the MLS. Also, IIRC Toronto doesn't really get to decide, the MLS gets to decide if the offer is adequate. And the MLS probably wants Altidore there; he's still a star in the US, isn't he? I guess so. If you're on the US National Team, they can market you. No-one will have paid attention to the fact he hasn't scored a goal since 10000BC. MLS seems to be desperate to drag back as many national team players as possible, much to Jurgen's chagrin.

that looks a horrible deal for Toronto Defoe wants to leave, Altidore will score boatloads in the MLS. Also, IIRC Toronto doesn't really get to decide, the MLS gets to decide if the offer is adequate.

Sorry to burst your bubble but a week ends on a Saturday and begins again on a Sunday. The term weekend was originally with an 's' and meant the ending and beginning of a week. http://i.imgur.com/cJO45C4.png Stifler is an American! It all makes sense now.

i reckon arsenal might win this one

"Yeah see it but I wouldn't be counting their chickens yet, not until they see who comes in Banging on about 2014 but 7 of those games at the end on last season, Pardew was banned"

too close

http://i.imgur.com/OLqahra.gif

gouf out

sammy time

fuckbeans 2-0 DC

Tony Gale still fucking going. Absolute cretin. At least I think it's him.

"Look at him holding his face as if it hit him there" IT FUCKING BOUNCED OFF HIS ARM INTO HIS FACE, YOU FUCKING RETARD

Commentator is an absolute fuckwit

Andy Carroll's goal. Not fucking bad.

Paul Konchesky scoring in the PL in 2015.

It was a dive, the guy was going the other way and no where near him. The thing is now that Jose has kicked off the refs now need to give them the free kicks and penalties. My first thought was that it was a dive, but that was until you saw Willo's sheepish fucking face, looking like a little kid who shat on the floor. Fucking idiot.

halfy T