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Outstanding finish by mcgeady. Perfect.

It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish cunts to cheer the fuck up.

They were too beige yesterday, now they're too colourful. You're a walking contradiction.

As rank as it is, he did his time. Wouldn't have him anywhere near my team, but still, I have no issue with Sheff Utd keeping him. Their call.

Would be a significant improvement.

relegated.

Might even finish behind Deulofeu's Sevilla if you're lucky.

Probably got £20 for the story

Sensible cunt.

Correct

Williamson is a mediocre bog-standard classic centre back. Taylor is slightly more athletic but comfortably manages to be worse through his woeful positional sense and general unreliability. Williamson is the only "commanding" centre back we have, and therefore, as you say, rather depressingly.. he must start.

nah

If Shola gave it the superman treatment every game, he'd be a lot more hated than he is. Shola is humble & understated. Steven Taylor is not that. I don't blame Saylor for starting games by any means, but I'm not going to pretend he isnt shit/a twat.

He is not a mid table PL quality defender. He's not better than Williamson. He definitely should not be 3rd choice CB for us. 4th is the very highest he should be. He is shite, but gives it the big one as if he is something other than shite. He has no redeeming features whatsoever. The only thing he had going for him was athleticism for a CB, and I can't say I've seen much of that for a long time.

Yeah but they can make up stupid rules along the lines of "you play a non-FIFA game, then we will extend your FIFA ban", surely?

Well that shouldn't be allowed. Uruguay & Barca will just end up playing 100 friendlies between now and the end of his ban.

This is good fun. Anyway, the positive people are just plebs, not moles. However, there are people at the club who keep tabs. Doubt they post though.

Also, I would prefer away to Philadelphia Union.

This is our cup final

We're swimming against the current. We're renegades. We are the people with our own philosophy.

No you wouldn't. You would think he is a poor centre back, getting away with his place in our squad based upon where he was brought up and a whole shitload of chest puffing.

So there is some bollocks fluff piece from Taylor on the official site. I'm not linking it. Waste of time. Anyway, the Facebook comments make me literally want to pack in life. People are absolute fuckwits. TAYLS HAS PASHUN. SHUD B CAPTIN. * 1000 not to mention "who could do a better job than pardew" Honestly, nothing will ever change. We're ran be soulless greedy fuckwits, managed by a spineless two faced fuckwit and supported by an army of worthless humans who have literally never had an independent thought in their entire lives. Fuck. This.

I don't think it's as straightforward as "leftbacks should be left footed", but I think it would be nice if he wasn't very right-footed.