SEMTEX

Agree. Imagine you get your broadaxe confused with your felling axe? You'd never live it down.

Doesn't sound that hard

GOL DE LUIS FELIZ NAVIDAD DE LIMA

Disgusting

Not sure I've seen any abuse of local fans like. All getting a bit precious. I'm pretty much with them anyway, I just don't really care any more. It doesn't make any difference even if we do win a few games. We're not here to compete, we're here to exist. There is no point.

Makes me hate them and Roman Abramovich even more. Demba Ba was a quality long-term(ish) sort of player for us but, due to their huge financial power, they were able to acquire him for peanuts (to them anyway) even though everyone, including Chelsea themselves I'm sure, could see that he was nothing more than a stop-gap signing. Basically, they fucked one club off one of their best players for their own short-term success, mainly thanks to their money power. Fuck off Chelsea and Abramovich, you fucking cunts. Well, yeah, I don't like them, but that is done. It's their prerogative to make their team better, they have no concern whether it negatively affects the selling team, or ultimately the player himself. Where as Demba needs to do what's best for Demba, and he chose money + bench over less money and starting XI. So I'm quite happy that he's languishing in their reserves. He's probably fine with it anyway.

Makes me like Chelsea a little better tbh

Whey thats just because you're rock bottom of the NO Poster Power Rankings.

You already given up on this?

Not on tv

Man City 1-1 Everton Cardiff City 2-2 Newcastle Fulham 0-1 Stoke City Hull City 0-2 Aston Villa Liverpool 4-0 Crystal Palace Sunderland 0-2 Man Utd Norwich 0-2 Chelsea Southampton 1-1 Swansea Tottenham 4-0 West Ham West Brom 0-3 Arsenal

every game. Tiote shoots, it's a mediocre shot, commentator mentions Arsenal goal, then jokingly quips that it's the only goal he's ever scored. kill me now.

what a stupid game

Please explain why Santon keeps taking shit free kicks.

gtfi lukaku attacked and didnt score

PARDEW LOUD MOUTHS. WHERE ARE YOU?! WHERE ARE YOU!?!? LETS BE AVIN YOU

"there'll be sure to be plenty of happy days ahead for the young newcastle supporter"

Looks like we're definitely still shit lads.

Remy with the touch of a rapist

Skinny Phil Dowd looks like he has Leukemia.

You're top class. Bleugh.

All you can hear that cunt shouting is GOUFF. GOUFFF. GOUFF.

Come on. Ball twatted at him from 5 yards away man.

Well aren't we shit.