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Cech couldn't give less of a shit

Cech is fucking useless. No effort whatsoever by any of them cunts tbh.

MAYBE HE'LL GET HEADHUNTED FOR BIG MONIES

<a href="http://reactiongifs.com/?p=16729"><img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/stupidity.gif"></a> It has been Sunderland 1-0 Man City for the past 3 seasons.

No

To keep mine interesting, I decided to go ALL ENGLAND. Bit fucked now that Hart has been dropped.

oh, and it's third tier football with top tier prices

the refs are shit, the players are shit, no fucker gives a shit about the teams, the way the teams are owned in the MLS is a joke, and the draft is a fucking joke - i dont understand why we're pretending these players are going to be anything other than shit. other than that, the mls is mint.

The times used to have one, but it died. I'd totally do one on here next year, with a handful of trustworthy kernts.

Mistake. You need to seamlessly bring the discussion back on track. Make the people think it was an organic change of subject. People will gan mental if you try and tell them what to talk about. Pardaganda 101.

spanish football team

(14/15)

raft, string, fuck offffffffff

He scored 16 then 13 in the two half seasons we played him in his preferred position. Where else would we get a 30 goals a season striker? Bold. You think there is a realistic alternative who would score 30 in the Premier League available to us, penny pinching Mike Ashley NUFC? I haven't implied either way but to be honest, we simply don't know. This 30 goal a season striker you are referring to was signed on a free transfer, so it's not beyond the realms of possibility that viable alternatives are out there. Signing goalscorers on the cheap isn't common, but they also aren't isolated incidents (Michu, for example). Penny pinching Mike Ashley NUFC also purchased Cisse for a decent sum, which no-one expected so you just don't know with us. I'm beyond predicting what the guy will do tbh. Our transfer policy is extremely predictable. The first page of our investment policy reads: "exploit contractual circumstance and/or maximum age 26 and/or notable sell-on value." The only mitigating circumstance refers to Newcastle's position within the league at the time. For example. Cisse was signed when Champions League qualification was a tangible goal, and a modest investment would likely prove fruitful. Similar to the signings of Sissoko, Debuchy, etc, when relegation was equally as tangible an outcome. Forced investment. If we're still in mid-table by the time January rolls around, I'd be surprised to see any investment whatsoever. If a key player leaves, perhaps then we'll sign someone. But that wouldn't be 'investment'. Making me realise we're going to persist with Papiss until he shows some signs of scoring goals again, then aggressively shop him to every motherfucker going.

If you were really bored, you'd hunt down the NikeIDs that I bought a long time ago. They're definitely on here somewhere. And they were FAR classier.

so kanji is super defensive over money matters. Innnnnnnterrresssting.

Our system as if we have a system.

I'd have Defoe at NUFC given we're a mediocre mid table team who own two first team strikers. Neither of which score any goals.

He should go to the MLS. He'd be the most successful MLS striker for years to come. He's just the complete wrong option for a team that has ambitions anywhere north of mid-table.

is cos he's shit, even if he's got a canny right peg

i found the real post. Flip lied again. http://i.imgur.com/gGrOi0g.jpg

easily fabricated

Oh yey. It's the return of the super biased flip. Let's defend any old mediocre Brazilian. I'm still waiting for Vagner Love to take the world by storm.

ding ding ding

You should look at some of the shite people buy for far more than £20 in the materialism thread. http://thetreasurehunteruk.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/rover-lamp-c2a330-next.jpg £30, and he bought 2 http://www.thenorthface.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/7/image/375x440/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/import/item/default/AVDKJK3.JPG £40 http://soccerreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/post/wayne-rooney-and-mario-gomez-trial-upcoming-nike-hypervenom-phantom/Rooney-blackout-1-edited.jpg Customised Nike boots. Fuck knaaz how much these cost, but it's going to be north of a ton Even Beren's ridiculous clogs were £12 man.