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re: resting players I'd like to know exactly what we're resting them for? So they can run their tits off in 3-0 home raping at the hands of Chelsea? So they can head to WHL to run for 90 minutes whilst tottenham passes the ball around them? Or just so we can make sure they get a full 90 in when taking it up the arse from Gus Poyet's mighty mackems? Seems more worthwhile to play our true XI in the cup and attempt to actually win something. Given the odds of us winning the league this year aren't all that great.

People should actually go buy the thing. Hopefully encourage the Chronicle to continue in this vein.

Glad people are finally speaking up against the almighty Dortmund

http://deadspin.com/a-decapitated-ref-and-what-it-doesnt-say-about-brazil-1456720496 Interesting read. It also has a link within the article that apparently leads to photos. I have not clicked it, nor do I intend to. edit - I guess said photos have already been posted in here anyway sick fucks, all of you. Here's me warning about a link that links to badness and you're all knees deep in nasty photos already.

11-a-side Outdoor pitches of any quality, at decent prices, with AstroTurf rather than muddy bogs, yeah.

No way man He's about 5ft 3 ffs. He'd be shit in net.

lerl. been watching for about 3 minutes.

He made a racial slur about Haitians.

Why is the offical Skrill/Conference website giving me eye cancer?

Certainly didn't have Deuce down as a Sean. Assumed he was most likely a Steve, or maybe David.

Why? Not won a trophy since we started using the centre circle.

I'd survive.

aye, but it's got better weather and you can buy a nice reliable foreign car

Bummed by the ressies

Was a good job someone had a step-ladder handy for you to use. Kicked you in the nuts first. I guess it's understandable that your memory is hazy, you were out for a while.

And he only spent 39 pence on his kit.

So Ashley would be upset to read praise about one of the club's employees? I assume it is someone who has since left. I'm wondering whether it was a super mind-game decision, rather than something about a former employee. Thinking outside the box, wondering if MA is very picky over the timing of both positive and negative press. Would prefer praise at certain times. This kind of crazy thinking. Is he pernickety/smart enough for such tactics tho?

You hear that people? It's not cool to like the quality of a journalist/product/anything. The cool kids are apathetic to EVERYTHING.

Underlining the gameweek doesn't make your predictions any better

There was that time when I sparked out MKSC cos he made a racial slur about Haitians.

Nah it still counts as 11 men, it's just two of them aren't very good.

There's always spaces man. Everyone is fat, half the cunts don't turn up, sicknote always breaks his finger in the warm-up. I'd not stop till you got in the mid 30s tbh.

Ok we get it Deuce, you don't like Miami. Your point has been made.

Acting like any of you fuckers would choose to move to detroit

You scored 31 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start of with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there.