SEMTEX

Coloooh so close

Tiotegod

It's shit. Same as the rest of his limbs.

Fucking awful. You stupid Danish cunt.

Fantastic facetrol by Simpson

Offside from a freekick.

SHOLAAAAA. LOVENKRANDS miss from two yards SHOLAGOL

Shola godlike. Lovenkrands 'putting away his chances' once more.

This is getting progressively shitter

Krul would've overhead Kicked that straight past al habsi. Harps out

4 minutes. Still missing.

Get best on

FUCKIN SIMPSON MAN

HE'S SHIT.

This game is mental

Jesus Christ

City scored a header that was cleared off the line... unsure if it was in as camera angles inconclusive right now... it didn't look in to me on first watch.

We have scored a goal.

It's all been very scrappy since the restart at St James', with neither side really able to get the ball down and play. Still extremely competitive, though.

I missed the first ten minutes of this game... 0-2 feels a smidge harsh...

The BBC story heading was fucking bitter sweet. "Andy Carroll not for sale , says Newcastle boss Pardew "

Fucking Dean Saunders

I look forward to Tevez signing a new contract next week for 400k p/week.

Torres has no pace what so ever anymore. Seriously, he's a shadow of what he used to be and his goals this season has been pure luck. Don't rate him any more. He looks fat. You don't fucking say that just before we're about to play them ffs. Wait till after to comment on how shit he is. Guaranteed Torres quattrick now tbh

Fuck. That. The owners of the club need to hear how the fans feel first hand, and then promptly get the fuck out of NUFC. I wouldn't be chanting against Pardew, even though he is a useless sack of shit, I'd be chanting pro-Hughton and anti-Ashley. I hope that SJP is hostile from first to last.