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breaking news lads, replay shows it came off milner, never offside, stupid neesy.

It came off Milner your ma came off milner

miles off man, im annoyed anyone even got excited about that

I'm fine with both of those being given as pens tbh. The 2nd one was obviously a massive flounce, but why the fuck at your arms wrapped around him there? Deserves a pen against him for stupidity alone.

he shouted at the ref and the ref is a ponce

Lewis Cook has 0 in a similar amount of appearances, this season & last. Jordan Henderson has 1 this season, 1 last season. Jake Livermore has 0 this season, 1 last season. Eric Dier has 0 this season, 2 last season. All of their assists are similarly low. For whatever that is worth. People are not arguing that Jonjo Shelvey is Frank Lampard. They're arguing that he's a better option than Jake fucking Livermore.

There's also the slim possibility that he gives Rafa enough money to improve the team. It's unacceptable that you would post something like this. We're just about to hit the *maybe mike will invest a few quid and eerrything will be OK* part of the cycle. We need people to stand strong in getting rid of the cunt now more than ever. Our probable safety is going to placate people, this must not be allowed to happen. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem Ian W.

Ste, I even kept it from him. I know Crumpy Gunt as well, and I kept it from him as well. I even remember a conversation when I was picking up a ticket off him where I was trying to convince him that Staveley would be back in for us without giving it away. Well didn't this just have to be the case... IIRC Stifler is one of the people on here who found Crumpy's controversial advertisement posts to be endearing and actually did sign up for 10 lessons.

There is not a single person on this forum that could've made that post and not got relentless shit for it.

I don't think he was wayy offside, he started in an offside position and tried to time the drop back accordingly. He failed, but he wasn't far off.

Eee that was almost reaalll nice by Long

fuck off

jinx

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maybe we need to start smashin some buses

I'm sure the ghost of Stevie G will somehow get the credit should they win this

massive gap in the middle, kompany's attempt to block half arsed, bunch of slow lazy cunts them city kids

am beginning to think the ox might have made the right career choice

shearer screaming after o'brien's goal too

I don't shit my pants when he gets the ball in a tight situation in our own half. I never thought this day would come. Wd Mo.

He'll be fine. Rafa doesn't need to use him, so he isn't being used. Maybe he'll get more minutes when we're safe, but I think for the most part he's just going to have to bide his time and look to push on next season. I certainly don't think Rafa is planning to shift him.

It's also not actually his birthday according to wiki Date of birth 7 March 1987 (age 31)

its my anniversary