Sifu

Captain Papiss tbh.

It's on Dailymotion, just search for "Michael Owen's Return to St. James' Park" in google and it should pop up.

Don't get me wrong, Debuchy would be a great signing but I would prefer us to sign a LB. Unless we're expecting/anticipating one of Ferguson or Santon to make the grade at LB within the next season or so, Debuchy signing would seem a bit unnecessary (as some people have pointed out, €11m is a bit too much too). I would like to see Santon getting an extended runout at RB too before we think about signing a new RB.

You won't be laughing when some clogger breaks him and the England fans go wild. Ah, don't be saying things like that! The image I'm getting in my head isn't pretty.

Wiki says the red and white stripes originated from Southampton. Mackems did play a role in forming the club though.

He has a slight knock but an article in the Journal today said that he'll be fine for tomorrow.

That's that then.

Femme fatale

Haven't actually seen it but this seems to be his character: http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_Basic_Instinct_2/006BIT_Stan_Collymore_003.jpg

Yep!

Ooo. Nice strike from Raul.

Brilliant goal by Gomez for Bilbao.

Huntelaar with a decent enough finish.

No.

Just had a look at a few recent match reports, M'Bengue is definitely still their first choice LB. Abdennour has actually been playing at CB.

A LB I see, which is a position we really need strengthening in. Just did some mini-research and looks like he recently signed a new deal with Toulouse. I imagine he'll cost quite a bit then.....(looks as if he's highly rated in France too).

Completely out of order that like. Quite.

For the Wigan game (think I may have ruined something here.....).

HTT: Jose Mourinho

Euro 2004 was an atrocity, imo. Inferior to WC 2002 and 2010. Don't know, the pleasure of a massive underdog winning detracted somewhat from their horrific footballing style. Can only really remember England's games like, which were canny good. My feelings at the time were pretty much what you've just said plus it was fun seeing Ronaldo in tears. Looking back now though, Greece's triumph did football no favours tbh.

Sensible decision by Kuyt really.

Nice one. Please let us know when you hear something!

Can we not finish 5th like? We can but the pessimist in me felt the need to come out

Nice of the FA to send out that useless reply. Connecting with the fans(!) So we should ask UEFA for clarification? The thing is, the Chronicle have already "called" UEFA for such a purpose and what they were essentially "told" is that if Everton get to the FA Cup final, we won't qualify for the Europa League......