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cause Colo & Enrique were amazing in their first year at the club, remind me where we finished in the league? Coloccini and Enrique were players that came with a pedigree and had proven talent. They came from different countries and took time to adapt, it was clear to most that they had ability, they just didn't settle well initially. Obertan, as far as I'm aware, has never performed well in professional football (certainly not on a consistent basis) and has looked like utter, utter s**** practically every single time he has stepped on a pitch for us. Obertan was distinctly meh when he was at Bordeaux though he was only 19 back then.

ITV did ruin it actually.

:fwap: Looks even better on the TV.

I blame Steve Kean.

Wow, that picture for the Spurs game.

That miss

Only 90 minutes, 20 minutes or so left......

It was a student, so he's more than likely not even from the area.

They only had one camera at St. James' Park..... One camera? Were you at the stadium? Yeah, I was at the game. The goal is as others have described, almost Messi-esque. The arrangement ITV (the broadcaster showing the FA Cup highlights) is that they would only send one camera to each of the stadiums. So what we'll see is one camera angle.

Lucky bastard.

MORE SHOCKS

They only had one camera at St. James' Park.....

Has he left SSN like? Horrible name for a horrible face. Yeah, he left ages ago. Does some commentary for ITV and Talksport.

He is frustrating. Has good feet for a big man and does some lovely stuff at times, but he drops deep and drifts out wide quite a lot (tactical?!) and shows little inclination or desire to bust his balls and get into the box. Well, like you've said, can't see him being with yous next season. You really do need a striker like.

Sam Matterface? Urgh.

The days when ITV decided it was a good idea to broadcast "The Premiership" at 5:30pm.

Absolutely no chance of that happening.

To me, it looks as if Bendtner can't be arsed? He's been poor for yous this season.

The confused.com adverts

Non-leaguers next.

Canny from Mendy.

Fucking ITV.

Save the best for last. Ah but of course!

Would definitely sign him up for that price.