Sifu

Imagine Colo and Luiz as a CB pairing. Curly hair galore (that's the only basis of why they should be in the same side btw).

Interesting, looking more likely that Terry will be found guilty.

That settles that then.

Pinch of salt really. Looks like the media are shit-stirring. Plus the Sunday Times is as reliable as the other Sunday papers (they know fuck all really), it's just that the "Times" tag makes it look more reliable than it should.

Indeed Dave.

I do miss Bruce and his mannerisms in interviews. "It's not about Newcastle, I just think that a club like Sunderland can surpass Newcastle etc....."

From the Beeb:

Niceee (I'm quite jealous though).

@lee_ryder Lee Ryder #nufc Pardew denied at the Press conference that Cheick Tiote had been to see a witch doctor

Contract talks put on hold until the end of the season: (I reckon he'll sign a new contract for sure in the summer FWIW).

That's fantastic

f*** sake! Like Douglas has said there though, these next couple of days will be crucial. Late fitness tests galore. Hopefully all will be well come Saturday......

Oliver Holt is a twat.

Meh

I say bring him in!

Nah, Colo will have him in his pocket. (Having said that, I may have just tempted fate )

Guess that bonus helps him sleep at night and to get over his shitness atm.

What the f*** is that about?? It's an award given to the "worst footballer of Ligue 1" for 2011. A player "wins" it via votes from readers of Cahiers du Football. Criteria for a "nomination":

Canny tbh. Nice little summary there. Ah Mario

I'd literally go crazy with rage if this was to ever happen. Thankfully Liverpool have enough players who can play CM really.

Don't really mind Fulham either. Having said that, I don't really care about their result tonight.

Still, we're the only club to have successfully scored a penalty against Man U/at Old Trafford this season (so far anyway)

This Aaron Lee's tweets

I hope you've set him straight.

The article also says that we're the ideal club to revive Ciani's career, citing Ben Arfa and Obertan as examples (talented French players not having the best of times football-wise at a previous club).