Holy s***, a mackem with a clue. That's quite terrifiying actually, it's like that Dawn of the Dead remake where one of them starts learning to open doors, use guns and communicate.
Uh oh, they're indeed "learning". We're doomed.
http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,65553.1800.html
Got my storytelling wrong, the Zombie swung first when Rocker had a word with him about pissing against St. James'. Rocker retaliated though