Sifu

Works for the mackems doesn't he? Surprised he didn't call us SportsDirect Arena Football Club Nah, it's his brother David who works for the mackems.

Holy s***, a mackem with a clue. That's quite terrifiying actually, it's like that Dawn of the Dead remake where one of them starts learning to open doors, use guns and communicate. Uh oh, they're indeed "learning". We're doomed.

Definitely.

Indeed.

Hope you pelted him with eggs. Someone on my Facebook got his picture taken with him

I take it he's the only one doing some form of protest? Idiot.

Hang on, that's gone wrong

Fucking hell :lol:

Bitch please. Ameobi-Best-Ameobi. Exactly

Any old knacker could do his job. Him and Lescott will be replaced within a year. Yep.

I'd buy his drink. I'd pay for the room hire. Let's make this happen

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,65553.1800.html Got my storytelling wrong, the Zombie swung first when Rocker had a word with him about pissing against St. James'. Rocker retaliated though

Photos of Sammy from last night's game: http://www.flickr.com/photos/40191515@N05/sets/72157627978915931/

When did Rocker thump somebody? It was after he watched the Stoke game. He saw the Zombie pissing outside St. James' and decked the lad for doing so

Good to hear this

Sums it up.

Aye, best of luck to the Irish Will be keeping an eye on the game tonight.

Surely at the age of 21, he can push himself to find another club, be it in the lower divisions?

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article6152465.ece/ALTERNATES/w300/Lawton.jpg James Lawton is Chief Sports Writer for The Independent and Sports Journalist of the Year 2011.

Christ, what an atrocious piece of writing. Jesus fucking wept man

They probably came up with the idea at the pub and whilst getting bladdered, thought it was a genuinely good idea.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=643469 And there we go. (I originally got that from my mate's Facebook).