Sifu

Basically, according to L'Equipe, we are looking for a defensive midfielder (in this case Matuidi) to accompany Cabaye (which makes no sense as we've got Tiote). But Saint-Etienne haven't received any offers as yet. Matuidi's fee is fixed at 15 million euros.

Tbh, think Shearer is comfortable enough on the MOTD sofa. Would love to see him in management again though!

Thanks for that I'd definitely take him like!

5m is the price being thrown around in the media £5 million? No thanks.

F***ing agents. Hope this gets sorted soon like!

Finally, some clarification. Next player please!

^ It is quite frankly disgraceful.

barton if still here ? This.

Sol Campbell

Cheers Sounds like kind of guy that would do well with a good midfield behind him. He also has age on his side. If we can get him cheap because his stock is at a low eb then it could turn out to be a decent deal. Like I said before, if the scouts think he's good then I trust their judgement.

What's with his inflated price tag then if he's s****? I think Psg paid 10m or so for him, and he has had a few ok games but he is certainly not top class, when you pay 10m you aren't going to let him go for 3 or 4. I have seen a few Psg games but friends of mine who are season ticket holders say they would drive him here. The sort of player who could have an open goal from 3 yards out but you wouldn't get out of your seat till you had checked the videprinter to confirm a goal. Yet he's averaged a goal every 2.3 games for PSG. How many open goal chances do they create?? And was voted their player of the year for the 2009/10 season.

Great journalism as always. Ha, indeed. EDIT: And note the following sentence.

This, feck sake

That's how the French pronounce it, so I'm inclined to go with that! FWIW, 'ch' is a sound that doesn't exist in French. Pretty sure it's Erdinch. Oh, god, I don't care. Isn't Charlotte a French name? In French, they pronounce "ch" as "sh".

Fantastic charity/place btw

That settles it then.

That's how the French pronounce it, so I'm inclined to go with that! FWIW, 'ch' is a sound that doesn't exist in French. Pretty sure it's Erdinch. Oh, god, I don't care. Maybe that's why they say Erding - tongue-tied?

Martin Taylor

Taylor? Neil Taylor, Swansea left back.