Sifu

The paranoia has got to us then...

Gabriel Clarke with more great "interviewing".

Well done Lukaku.

Fuck you Townsend.

Yay!

Cunts defend cuntish actions basically. Exhibit A: Ashley Cole.

Good hit.

"Substantial" bid allegedly. So that's two Kit Kats and a Creme Egg presumably?

Meh.

Mint, 4 days left...

Never thought I'd see 2 Ameobis on the scoresheet like. That's surely the sign of the apocalypse? In all seriousness though, Sammy deserved his goal, he at least tried to make things happen. The other positives were Good and Dummett, both looked very composed - they've got bright futures ahead of them. Positives aside though, last night's game made me very angry but hey ho, we won didn't we? Please, please, please build on this win lads.

Could very well be missing this game. I'm wondering if that's a good or bad thing, hmmm. Can see us nicking a win à la Morecambe and I'd be just about fine with it.

Cabaye will play and score from a free kick. It is written. Plus we really do need him in our midfield. He really does see things that other players can't in the team.

Didn't see that tweet from Douglas, was fun while it lasted then...

Let's hope we can get this over the line then. Loan or not, we need some sort of stopgap and Ba could very well be the answer.

That f*** is the only reason I celebrated the second goal Same here, shouted at the TV and all that

Get in, fuck off Morecambe.

This Ellison is a bit of a cunt isn't he?

Shola but of course.

5 minutes ago. Last 5 minutes of the City game actually.

You're not the only one.

It says it all when I say that I have no confidence in us winning this tie but as ever I shall be watching.

Saw Rob Lee and cuntman Steve Wraith outside Aspers around Saturday lunchtime.

Stopped reading after that headline: Alan Pardew Is Still One Of The Stronger Tactical Managers In Premier League. Ridiculous opening.

Absolutely, he is our best centre midfielder.