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The policing needs to be spot on like. A few boozed up kids and things will get ugly.

It does highlight the celebrity culture we live in today mind - scary stuff really. I don't think it does - I mean look at how mental it was when The Beatles toured. A valid point, still though the amount of attention the likes of Bieber and One Direction get is ridiculous.

It does highlight the celebrity culture we live in today mind - scary stuff really.

Mountain Dew?

Well done Gabby, you've done society a favour.

I sincerely hope Di Canio remembers on the night that the game is all for a charitable cause and that such occasion is not one to satisfy his ego/wind up Newcastle fans. One question is whether Harper is actually fine with Di Canio's selection...couldn't he have vetoed it? The spotlight should be on Harper and the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation, not that c*** Di Canio.

Aye...fucking Disney.

The Moldovan keeper man. Funniest thing I've seen in ages.

Now I really am gutted to miss this

But of course

Haven't bought the Evening Chronicle in years. Online ftw.

Apparently I went with FML in the poll Still too early to say with regards to the potential of relegation like. Think we're destined for a very mediocre season mind.

Think she was caught speeding down the A1 once.

Joey Barton's tbh.

No ambition from top to bottom in the management/progression of this club. Looks like we're going to have to endure mediocrity for the foreseeable future and that is really saddening. All that pride and passion we had is slowly disintegrating, apathy really has set in all round and Pardew is most certainly a factor of this with his shit football.

Not surprised whatsoever.

Guess we can count this as a consolation? Quite glad that he's still with us.

What a surprise, we've done fuck all.

Plus the freaks they attract at the grounds

ARGH, more freaks.

Give it time...

Yes, sell your best player Paolo. Well played.

Mackems out and about

BIG BEN!

Blatantly high on Red Bull.