Sifu

He's playing in the exact position he should be playing. Not a surprise that we're reaping benefits from such a move. So aye, this is what happens when you use a player in the correct position.

I've only just realised that Chelsea have signed Eto'o

I'm hoping the ticket will be there waiting for me when I wake up tomorrow...

Where England should have been ranked since 2008 really.

Yes, very. Time to write a very angry letter to the Box Office then.

My ticket hasn't arrived yet, should I be concerned?

You've jinxed it now.

To that, I say well done Joey. That surely would have got a fair few cheers from the crowd.

I've got a ticket for the restricted view seats which is not necessarily a bad thing (probably).

Just say what you think Roy...we're all thinking the same thing.

*Is this Real Life meme*

I actually do have a hint of sympathy for Carroll there like, got to the point in June where I would not have minded his return. His lifestyle though has to be a contributing factor so in a way he's brought this onto himself...

The policing needs to be spot on like. A few boozed up kids and things will get ugly.

It does highlight the celebrity culture we live in today mind - scary stuff really. I don't think it does - I mean look at how mental it was when The Beatles toured. A valid point, still though the amount of attention the likes of Bieber and One Direction get is ridiculous.

It does highlight the celebrity culture we live in today mind - scary stuff really.

Mountain Dew?

Well done Gabby, you've done society a favour.

I sincerely hope Di Canio remembers on the night that the game is all for a charitable cause and that such occasion is not one to satisfy his ego/wind up Newcastle fans. One question is whether Harper is actually fine with Di Canio's selection...couldn't he have vetoed it? The spotlight should be on Harper and the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation, not that c*** Di Canio.

Aye...fucking Disney.

The Moldovan keeper man. Funniest thing I've seen in ages.

Now I really am gutted to miss this

But of course

Haven't bought the Evening Chronicle in years. Online ftw.

Apparently I went with FML in the poll Still too early to say with regards to the potential of relegation like. Think we're destined for a very mediocre season mind.

Think she was caught speeding down the A1 once.