Jimburst

I was more thinking of having Tim Krul as your starting keeper tbh. Fair point on Taylor but he is definitely one of the players most likely to get you negative points in the game, IMO.

Dunno why anyone would have a Newcastle defender in their team we never keep clean sheets.

I don't even rate balotelli that highly but I would fucking love him here. I just want a bit of passion and excitement at the club again.

You should play if I play, KI. I'm fat as well as shit.

I'm down for this. Haven't played football in 5 years, who wants me on their team?

Fuck me lads, everyone understands what he means it's just a massively bland and hilarious thing to say.

Shit I'm high

You reckon they'd take Steven Taylor in some kind of part exchange eh lads?

Primadonna, even...

Sleep depravity

Wow, I've never made the joke, but...two left backs on the left side...

Cheers, fucking Shazam wouldn't find it. Must be pretty underground.

ffs

I presume this is his heart condition, right? I seem to remember that being brought up previously.

Cheers Bimps.

This repeated on BT Sport at any point today?

The commentator yesterday said that he'd been bought as an addition to the 'developmental squad' but really would he not be looking for first team action at this stage? He's been scoring well in the second tier...I hope he starts on the bench really.

So this kid looked all-right, yesterday? Was it his flick that set up the 4th?

:lol: Too good to be true.

http://i.imgur.com/4VNdEmB.jpg :lol:

I still haven't paid Taylor, like. What a horrific human being I am. To be fair, I hate Paypal. Taylor, if you send me an address I'll send you my shiniest £2 coin in an envelope.

Love a triple exclamation mark, me.

Please say that was intentionile.

Was willing them on to score for fun last night until Fred dived to win the penalty, then looked to the heavens to thank God. That boiled my piss no end tbh. :lol: Yes! I mean, I'm an atheist but surely that's basically blasphemy or something. Unless he's thanking god for making the ref a fucking soft tart.

He was good, with some flashes of brilliance. Certainly not poor.