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A great way to spend an afternoon! Certainly a spectacle. I'll be about for a pint after Akbars, post where you are afterwards?

I might be the first ever spectator, but I'll wear Sambas and some jeans with a good crotch so I can fill in at DM in an emergency.

u gonna be lonely bro

Who is this Cabella kid? Should I be excited at the prospect of being on the verge of making a derisory bid?

So many class shots of people walking out in the rain with the backdrop of those cringey as fuck 'The Chosen One' banners. Schadenfreude.

Swansea tearin' em up Amazing.

Routledge has used his pace really effectively today. Good coaching.

Haha!

I was saying boo-bertan.

Pardew speaking total shite on Radio Newcastle, He's shitting it for some reason.

Fuck me, no Toure ©, Ozil (vc) or Ramsay Rubbish week, 39 points.

You are allowed to change your mind, but there are plenty of people who don't write players off as 'worse than Danny Simpson' after a few dodgy games in a new league in an underperforming team . It happens time and time again and people still discount the amount of time it takes to adapt.

Aye, we had plenty of pressure, I was really happy to see, but it's clear we don't train very much in terms of dominating possession, we just make consistently poor decisions. We retain the ball across our back four when chasing the game, wasting our own time, only to hoof it and lose it. We keep the ball well in midfield in periods of sustained pressure, but we never get it to our strikers, unless it's shola's head. Our mid range passing is completely lacking incisiveness. We can't switch quick enough, can't put pressure on opposing players through well weighted passes.

Prophetic. It was when Tan sent the email saying 'resign or be sacked' As soon as MacKay said he wasn't going to resign, I had a feeling that he would be sacked and I said as much on here. Check my posts if you think I'm chatting shit.

Probably this! Or perhaps he'll go with HBA and Yokebab in front of Anita? Naah. Two AM's? We could drop Cabaye deeper, of course. But he's been our best player recently, no need to change what he's been doing. Similar could be said of Sissoko, of course.

Looks a different player, to be fair. He's way more mobile than he's ever been. Better fitness? Enjoying his football more/not depressed?

Everyone's really fucking annoying these days like.

Jesus.

The last few seasons Everton played some of the best football in the premiership, IMO. He's under a lot of pressure, and he might even not be up to it, but I think he's got the skills to be regarded as a very good manager. Not top class (like Man Utd should be aiming for), but certainly better than anyone we've had in recent history bar KK and SBR.

Moyes isn't rubbish man. I'd give anything to have him as our manager.

Gonna be 77 points, I think. Need to get Sturridge out.

Fuck you guys, where's la joie de vivre?