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Aliadiere whilst not a prolific goalscorer is more suited to playing off a front man. He can play in the hole i'm sure. fnarr fnarr

I'll go two's up on that brunette. God damn!

Ewerthon: "Jeremie, you're actually alright". Aliadiere: "Thanks marra, you're not so bad yourself". *They hug*

Him and Aliadiere would compliment each other imo. Aliadiere may not score that many but his movement and passing is decent enough. We have nothing to loose!

Cash or Cheick?

They are lacking both of those tbf

FFS What was that shit on MOTD2? Full on puke fest.

Yeah he probably does. That's really the Arsenal model he's following.

Sounds like Arsene contacted interpol because they can't accept they were outfought 2nd half and should have lost the game. Fucking pricks

Newcastle manager Alan Pardew has announced that he fears losing Ivory Coast star Cheik Tiote this summer. “I am hoping there are no bids, ­otherwise we will have a problem,” Pardew told Sky Sports. “Tiote is a very important player, very talented and someone we want to be a big part of our future.” “When I became ­manager, they (Ashley and Llambias) made me aware that they wanted to get the club on a financial footing, which gives them a chance to build it. “But we like to think, certainly I have that ambition, that in two or three years’ time, if we can sustain our ­status and keep getting the TV ­money invested wisely, that we can hold off that next bid which might be for Cheick in 18 months’ time or so.” Tiote scored Newcastle’s equaliser in Saturday’s dramatic 4-4 draw with title-chasing Arsenal Fuck sake there are bound to be bids. So what's the point in letting great finds go as soon as some plastic fucking club wants them? Sounds like he knows what they are intending should a bid come in.

Obvious coke smuggling operation. Perfect!

Andy off Cbeebies http://www.londonspeakerbureau.co.uk/managed/images/speakers/452--452--niallquinn.jpg Nial Quim http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs335.snc4/41800_99235459513_4767353_n.jpg

Liverpool wing wizard target Sylvain Marveaux is reportedly close to signing a pre-contract agreement with Newcastle. The 24-year-old Frenchman emerged as an Anfield target after the arrival of Damien Comolli, director of football strategy for Liverpool, in November. Comolli was thought to be keen on using his contacts in France to persuade the player that Liverpool was the place to be, but the Daily Mail reports that Marveaux is close to agreeing a deal elsewhere. Alan Pardew appears to be winning the race for the player, whose contract expires at Rennes in the summer and could sign a pre-contract agreement with a team outside of Ligue 1 immediately. Marveaux has already seen the Reds in action this season, and was in the director's box for Liverpool's home defeat against Wolves back in November. Searching for a move away from France, the player hasn't featured for Les Rouges et Noirs since the same month and now appears to be out-in-the-cold at the Route de Lorient. Just a rehash of the mail story I know.

http://cannazine.co.uk/images/stories/drugs/syringe.jpg See you in a fortnight.

That goal is fucking amazing. And the elbow is like a dad trying to blend in on his son's stag night.

He's good enough to be a 3rd tier backup

Love that middle pic of him, awesome.

Well done. Whatever you said did the trick.

It's not just gaining a point out of nothing that makes me pleased. It's the boost it's given the squad. Just need to add to it up front with freebies.

Jesus who'd a thought with that side? If we had scored 1 more it would have been the greatest match in history

Come on Newcastle!

Now is the time to take Tiote off because he'll get sent off you watch.

Is the fat fuck in the crowd?

If we had made 2-3 signings we needed and kept Carroll, this wouldn't be 3 nil and we wouldn't have lost to Fulham. What the fat fuck thinks he's doing beggars belief.

Sack Pardew and Kill the board. 3 nil after 10 mins fuck me sideways