BONTEMPI

We were due an ugly win. But jesus, McLaren isn't instilling any confidence in anything.

Just eat the ball blobs.

Never mind what you're doing. What's happening in the match?

Aye. He's been massive for us.

Taking the FA Cup seriously I see.

You can tell how imaginative a guy is by his hair style. 5-0 loss then.

Win! you knobs.

If we don't win this we may as well jack it in.

Danny Diabolical interviewing Hugo Inyourmamsknickerdrawer. Utter cunts.

Anyone else want to repeat what I just said?

4 more please.

Sounds like a cheap replacement for Ayoze.

He needs at least 4 wins out of the next 6 to get a stay of execution from me. Him putting Colback as the first name on the team sheet if he's fit is a real worry. Mbemba in Colback's position would see us through until the Jan Window. Then slot Dummet back alongside Colo.

Well Robs trick or treat stash isn't going to eat itself, now is it?

Bet he spent most of the game drafting his next email.

The lad operates in bullet time.

This is dog shite Steve.

Nice to have a few off sides to run the clock down.

Fucking why? What is the point of that shite. Haloween doesn't need another horror show.

Bloody no hopers we are.

Need to get their act together the 2nd half. This is a must win.

Really don't give a shit. Win or fuck off.

The only squad under Pardew that excels in ball retention.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/72693000/jpg/_72693028_altidore.jpg I'll see your THAT, and raise you a CUNT.

Let's hope Derek Wright rushes him back too soon.