Mick

What is the point of a manager? What is his job? Ahhhh I forgot the 11 on the pitch dont matter eh? Answer the questions, I'm wondering what you think he's paid to do if none of the blame is the managers.

What is the point of a manager? What is his job?

5 words and he's given 3 lessons.

Has Shola and Harper not been as close?

Pardew is on a par with Souness for shitness, I can't believe he's here. The highlight of his career is winning the Johnson Paint Trophy during a season when he was supposed to get Southampton into a play-off position.

How do you know it was one of his own fans?

We put out a weaker team against Accrington Stanley who are better than Stevenage and I don't remember anybody complaining about that.

It was a clear red card from what I could see.

The kids should have played, at least they would have had something to prove and an incentive. We played far too many players who weren't interested or not good enough and that is down to one person. If Pardew comes up here tonight he should be swinging from the Tyne Bridge

This could be the worst Newcastle performance I've ever seen and that isn't knee jerk, even when Hereford put us out it was a fluke. Tonight we've been pissed all over by Stevanage.

It really really isn't, he'd have played the kids.

I wouldn't be happy if we'd played all kids and played like this but it would have been better than this.

That's not knee jerk, it's fact.

Our central midfield and forwards have been shite.

It can't be very loud.

I think he might make the bench today, he must be getting close to a game.

Are you a new member?

Keegan had only been out of the game for 3 years, Dogleash has been out for over a decade.

Liverpool and Villa going down, please.

Idiots, at least we should be in for a laugh.

Lee Ryder is claiming that he's signed a 5 1/2 year contract today, good.

R.I.P Peter. I don't know if Merlin will have had anything to do with him but Mallinger was kicked out of the club by Sir John when he took over. Mallinger wrote a book, I might type out some of the more interesting quotes later if I have time.

Whoever scouted Tiote and whoever negotiated the transfer fee should be up in court for theft. He was the best player on the pitch tonight and we got him for next to nothing. He must have covered every blade of grass and the middle of the pitch was his. I can’t believe how good he actually is and I haven’t seen a better player doing his job for us while I’ve been watching.

I don't know what to say about him, I didn't see that coming, he played really well.

Pardew is a clown but I guess it's not his fault.