Mick

Gone from 8 to 9, will be on 10 if we don't win at the weekend, we're tragic.

We're not staying up, not a chance.

I hear the centre of the sun is nice this time of year

He's making the changes now that he should have made earlier.

Better than Timmy.

We're screwed.

Shit, it's back.

He probably will be happy with it, the piece of shit.

This is one of the worst games of football I've ever had the misfortune to watch.

Riviere coming on.

We need to get Perez on, at least he'll have a go.

We're just as likely to win as lose, two shite teams trying to out-shite each other.

This is as bad as watching us under Carver and Pardew.

Watching us is like living the worst nightmare ever.

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If we played like this in the Championship, we'd lose.

Mitrovic probably doesn't remember what to do with the ball.

I can't wait to hear "we woz rusty."

So are we.

We have 18 days off, warm weather training and the result is this shite, somebody cave McClarens head in.

This is shite.

That statement from the football club is a disgrace, they've denied very little while trying to look as if they knew nothing, they're absolute scum.

https://twitter.com/MattCPFC/status/704788455033872385

Jimmy Hackett ‏@jimmy_hackett1 26m26 minutes ago I repeat myself every fucking week #pardewout ! Blokes tactical play is mind blowing. What fuck is wrong with him. Old HIV positive nonce

I hope it's nil-nil tonight and I hope that they both pick up injuries and red cards.