Mick

Yes, I've changed it, I've added the bits you forgot about.

correct Stunning, an admission, even if you had to hide it.

its called agenda Dave Correct.

Even his biggest fan on here seem to have given up, he just avoids any mention of Smith.

Have you got his stat's? I only ask to save somebody else the bother.

I have not.

Fixed

Obviously taller on a free transfer.

Did he run with it before the Independent?

How many fullbacks have we had at the club who have cost us more than Enrique? If we sign Coloccini as seems probable, how many defenders have we had that have cost more than him? I'm guessing that you'll have plenty of names if we're "scouting among the basement transfer fees and freebies."

You've got me with that one.

He's gone 2 weeks without any of that.

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/9844/hypodermicsp6.jpg

That's a bit random.

Our midfield isn't good enough, at least through the middle.

Sarcasm, I hope.

If we do sign Coloccini I think we'll have one of the best defences I can remember at the club, at least on paper.

Jesus wept

Well done.

At least Geremi has tried unlike the twats up front.

What does Alan Smith actually offer during a game? He does nothing at all yet will pick up enough money to but a reasonable house this month.

Almost http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/6562/ashleybeefyrw9.jpg

That didn't actually happen, it's been air brushed from history.