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Victor Anichebe being asked about Newcastle on SSN, clearly dislikes us, clearly has no clue who we have signed etc. What a dafty.

love owt like this.

There was never a bid for him.

Gosens "I never considered it". Also Gosens "I had to way up the pros and cons". Fucking muppet. The reason we didn't sign him and Bakker is that Targett became available on loan and it was a safer option.

ASM is going to absolutely love this guy. Winning the ball back and releasing him quickly. Wonder if ASM will have the balls to refuse a pass to this guy.

Is 33 too old to realise that your gay?

Don't think I've ever waited this long for a game of football. Fuck me, it must have been about six year...

Yep 1 more point than 18th.

Are you a mackem? If you weren't one of the bottom 3 sides last year and had 29 points, you would have survived.

Go on, have a little cry.

I know statistically it isn't but Rafa wouldn't have got that result yesterday. They will be a better side for the next 4 months. Until Lampard starts actually implementing his ideas on them.

Yeah but I'd argue that their squad and new manager lift they are highly unlike not to put a few wins together. I think Brentford are ones to watch. They are in free fall and we have all seen how quickly losses can mount up.

Far from us worrying about the changes they have made, with management and transfers etc. If I was an Everton fan () I would be absolutely fuming that Newcastle had shown more ambition by buying Trippier and Bruno. Fuck the scouse mackems, let's dick them.

Since the Brighton game, where Howe was in the stands. We have lost 4 games to Liverpool, Arsenal, Leicester and Man City, only the Leicester game I felt was a major disappointment because they were in terrible form and we didn't turn up. In the other 7 games, including Man United, we are unbeaten, picking up points in all. In those 7, we won 2 and we led in 4 others (Brentford, Watford, Man United and Norwich). I know we can all mess with stats to see what we want to see but I think my point is that we ARE competitive and we need to stop feeling sorry for ourselves and believe that with the signings we have made we will, at the very least, turn half of our draws into wins. The Everton game will be no different. It will be close, but baring the ref fucking us over, I don't think we will lose this game.

We are in a mini league Newcastle Norwich Watford Burnley With the outside chance of an Everton, Leeds, Brentford or Palace being pulled in it towards the end of the season. We have BY FAR the best squad of them 4 and we are pretty much all in the same boat points wise. If you told me, that with 17 games to play, we couldn't better them teams by 3 points, then quite frankly we deserve to go down. I'm a massive fan of Howe and I'm 100% behind him, but let's be honest, he has the tools to do the job. If we don't stay up, he has failed. It's more than achievable, but we can't keep allowing winnable games (and winnable positions) to keep slipping by because of individual errors. It's now or never.

Bissouma is absolute class. Would be a no brainer IMO and very attainable. Need survival first.

Not this shite again. We don't need 40 points.

Having his pants off is less offensive than his daft cunt hair cut.

Reckon Keane will be a really good appointment for them. Don't hold this appointment to PL standards, he doesn't need to be the next Pep to get out of league one. He will also have the full backing of their fans and like it or not that's massive. He's not going to do anything clever tactically but Keane is smart enough to bring good coaches with him too. It might be too late for this season mind. Which is hilarious in itself.

Bruno will start.

JNK, marry me.

Welcome to the forum. We need a new Brazilian around here, the ones we have are shite.

Watched the first half of Everton vs Brentford, doing a bit of scouting for Eddie: -Everton like to fuck about with the ball at the back, so press their defenders. -Their centre midfield of Allan and Andre Gomes look good on the ball but lazy as fuck, Joe should get some joy. -Clear danger of Gray and Richarlison who have massive pace on the break. -Stick someone next to dino-arms on every set piece, he shits himself every time.

Godfrey done his hammy.

Have to admit. My first thought when I saw the video was Clark playing on his phone. Perhaps I should give him the benefit of the doubt, he knew there was filming going on and perhaps was a bit camera shy. On the flip side, Shelvey who gets loads of grief, seemed perfectly welcoming.