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Yeah, Bayern going to be getting some cheap deals off chelsea for their squad players.

Pardew is mad. Was given dogs abuse by us but says nowt but nice things. Top shagger too.

Aye i suppose. Will have to be "my dad fought the jormans, but all is forgiven like, just dont make him captain."

Hes signed his contract, hes being doing media duties. It will be paperwork between clubs + content creation.

Not sure getting some old timer to talk about the pride of playing for Newcastle is the way to go for this video NUFC. If you get the wrong grandad, it will take about 30 seconds before the word Jorman is mentioned or even the war.

How can people be so fucking thick?

Tim Sherwood believes that Isak hasn't refused to play for Newcastle, despite Eddie Howe repeatedly saying that he wanted him back with the group. Even Pardew couldn't believe his ears.

Bet he turns up a few years later doing OK for himself.

JSL hasn't refused to play for Wolves, just in case it wasnt clear, hes got an injury and thats why he might miss their game. By all accounts he wont kick up a fuss to get a move and thats fair enough. I just cant see this one happening. Wolves seem adamant hes going nowhere. Its the same as Brentford really, unless either club makes a couple of signings, they arent going anywhere.

What a dick for telling the truth. Not like hes broke any big news recently.

Makes sense to be fair.

How Romano imagines our board.

Pope Trippier Schar Burn Tino Bruno Tonali Ramsey Elanga Osula Barnes

The very best thing we can do is say, "ok you can have your move, but you must hand in a transfer request for it to happen". Id also want to see the Liverpool end agreement that his agent isnt getting a fee. Otherwise its off. Id be the biggest cunts possible. There wouldnt be a clause or add on that I wouldn't explore.

Exactly. Sadly, Wissa needs to continue to dig his heels in like Isak.

I just think they want to rinse every penny. We cant keep bidding against ourselves. We will be back late for him.

Normally id be annoyed but i quite like Frank and although I dont like Spurs its better than him joining Chelsea.

12 noon the cut off. They are going to have to start the medical at 6am and have all the contracts deets drawn up to get that rushed through.

Anyone else like me and only heard pieces about him but absolutely in love? Hes like everything I could ask for in a striker, an absolute unit but with silky ball skills and a unpronounceable foreign name as well as needlessly ridiculous facial hair. Hes also not Alex Isak.

We are spawny cunts in the transfer market mind. In a couple of months we are going to have a couple of rival clubs who bought big strikers wonder how we ended up with a better one than theirs. Hes also going to score some belting goals.

I know. I never do it normally. I got carried away.

Volaire, song. Woltemade oh oh... Woltemade oh oh.. He came from Germany and then we sacked the swede... Woltemade. Oh oh oh

This cunt is gonna look like a monster smashing around SJP with the number 9 shirt on.

Liverpool will go to 115m plus add ons. You watch. Cunts.

2 thoughts.... 1. OUT OF THE BLUE 2. Brexit Eddie at it again.