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Yep I have had no doubt that's the case for about a week now. It got laughed off when I mentioned that last weekend too. The fact football has no resume date and may well resume then be stopped again for potentially months is certainly a factor. Yeah you are absolutely spot on. So, I'm fairly sure Strawberry and My Silent Face are the same person. :lol:

We all need to stop talking about literally shitting ourselves and appreciate this fantastically obscure reference Someone with Richard Richard in their avatar telling people to stop making toilet jokes. Been catching up on Bottom this week, man I miss Rik.

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Where is HTT when you need him?

I know a bloke who works in some forestry machinery, it was a frosty day so the digger door was frozen shut so he had a shite in his newspaper and threw it out of the already open window. Fucking classic. :lol:

You know if you are driving and need to fart in the car? You almost have to lift a cheek up, without moving your feet too dramatically so you dont speed up or slam the breaks on or whatever. I once did that but didnt manage to create the desired air space for the fart, I had a definite turtle head situation arise but my arse retook the shit thankfully. Scary moment. Also, if you have the master leccy windows, where you control all windows... fart and keep your fingers on them (or lock them) all so that the other occupants cant get any fresh air. They fucking hate you.

Dont worry about making stuff up, every fucker else is.

Hes a Pompey fan, so hes bound to know about PL tests. :lol: He thinks every fucker gets passed .

Reading between the lines... They had given the PL everything they had asked for approximately 3 weeks ago and had been told to expect a decision soon. However, a load of shite was thrown at the PL, who had a responsibility to check it. Therefore, they have been back to AS asking for more details/documents etc, which presumably she has again complied with. Who knows if they have since asked for more stuff? It will take as long as it takes.

True, but he's only getting those questions so much because Staveley told him she was gonna pass the test imminently, nearly 3 weeks ago now. So he should be annoyed at her surely There is no definitive proof that Staveley is his source or that he does even have a source It's just about obvious that she is, she's done an interview for him previously. My biggest concern with Caulkin is that his source previously led him down the garden path with the BZG deal which george nicely described afterwards as 'bollocks from the start'. If a source has previously given information which turns out to be false or incorrect I would not be so quick to use any future information from them Eh? Didnt Caulkin pretty much dampen that one from day one. He was fairly consistent. Also, it's not the same source FFS. Its clear AS is confident. Whether she should be is a different story entirely.

Well I think the fact this has dragged on so long suggests it actually does! Also lets see. I bet my statement is correct It hasnt dragged on. That's the point. There has never been an exact time frame, just a guide. Tell me for what reason would the PL delay their test result, which has anything to do with the season restarting?

There is zero evidence of any correlation between the season resuming and the takeover happening. How many times does it need to be said FFS.

I know, let's all wish this takeover NOT to happen. That's the only thing that hasnt been tried yet. If the gods of football are watching, they are bound to stick to the pattern of ignoring every prayer I've ever made. Please lord, dont let this takeover happen. Thanks Amen.

No. The "this week" stuff, was loose. It's a, how long is a piece of string, job. Could be this week, who the fuck knows apart from the PL?

Yep. :lol:

Something you have to remember about these articles... dont assume everyone else up and down the country are reading these/clicking on links etc. Its largely done for us to react to, because despite what you might think, no other fan actually gives a fuck. It's also ridiculous to suggest that the likes of City/Man United are writing to the PL worried about us getting taken over. IF clubs were worried about us, it would be the likes of Everton and Wolves who will worry about being leapfrogged, not those who are already on the gravy train. In the Newcastle twittersphere, you can be forgiven for thinking the world is out to get you, when in reality it's because you have followed x amount of journalists who are desperate to sell you their shite. It's the same reason I thought Labour were a cert in November. I wasnt reading anything else.

He also cant ring Staveley up every half a day because @twatfacenufc has been badgering him on twitter. I cant imagine there is a quicker way to lose a good source of information than pissing them off every half an hour. There was clear indications that the tests were nearly complete, therefore it's reasonable to assume that they wont be too far off. Theres no meaningful football being played for the foreseeable future, so if it takes another month, let it.

I just hope Staveley is applying equal pressure from her side.

Dont mention murder. The last thing this thread needs.

I still think, either way, we will hear this week. I dont think the results of the PL tests will be kept secret either.

Was buying some creosote. Could have been queuing for a Bab and just trying to get off the phone though.

I'm very much getting the impression from Caulkin that hes sick of repeating himself. Hes confident. Im confident.

Any letters or so called "evidence", should be rejected out of hand. It's up to the PL to do their own investigations, not have other parties throw things at them. Where does it end? They could just keep throwing bits and pieces delaying the process for as long as they want. I hope Staveley is kicking up a fuss.

They need a mini coup if they are to attract quality players. Like it or not, players arent going to come here unless they see the ambition. Once one or two come on board, the rest should follow. When Man City signed Robinho, he turned into a bit of a dud but the message was there. Out of the names I've seen, Coutinho would be perfect.

Fucking new are you? :lol: