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Has Diop not been playing for West Ham?

Get in.

Yeah I'm not coming back in here tonight. Pampers and Huggies everywhere.

This transfer window is mental BTW.

Tommorow

I wouldn't pay 15/20m though. 12/15m is about right.

Cantwell is a good player. He should have moved from Norwich 2 years ago. He needs a new challenge.

Going for the hatty POOT.

That's not the official account BTW.

I like being teased.

Only two clubs in for Coutinho now. Doubt we are one, to be truthful. Villa bound IMO.

Done.

Blatantly going to be some fancy signing video isn't there? Media team have a new budget too, you know?

This game still on? Let's hope they don't have SSN on in the ground or no fucker will be watching the match.

Not really, Rafa will probably take him for free in the summer anyway.

Looks like he's hoyed a suit on for the photos.

That Adam Pearson has gone and done a Mark Chapman outside the Dakota building hasn't he?

1 of 6 clubs interested in Coutinho but then again we are interested in everyone, so it's not much news.

There's all kinds of shit man. Agents want their cut, players want signing on fees. All of this requires paperwork, signatures, checking and double checking.

Jesus. Why are people such wet blankets man. Transfers always take this time. Go and do some hoovering or something man.

He's not worth those wages now. Therefore he has a choice, sit on a fortune or play football. Any club will have to factor in that there will be no transfer fee. That could be up to 10m saved depending on how you value him.

No.

Be done within a 2 hours max.

It's ratifying paperwork that takes the time. Once everything is done they need to email/fax the selling club and PL, as well as transfer funds. Trippier will have done his part, he will have done interviews, taken pictures, just needs that rubber stamp. If the office at the PL or wherever signs the deal off happens to be busy, I'm sure it can cost a couple of hours.

In Longstaffs current situation, he should be rubbing his hands. He has a future with Rafa and Everton.