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I had Southampton and Stoke joining West Brom and it didn't go down to the last game. We finished 12th, I included defeats against Spurs, Watford, Chelsea and a draw against Arsenal. We are going to be alright lads.

Would the next set of fans to use the Sack Pardew posters please think of the next club, look after them and box them away carefully after use. It's important that we care about the environment, thanks.

I could see him signing a new deal, if offered. It sounds bizarre but his boss being a cunt will be completely outweighed by the love of the fans and the good little project he's got going here. He might only take a year extension but that will do for now.

Remember Carragher ringing up total sport? He's a right little princess man. He wont get sacked and probably shouldn't anyway but he's a right child if he can't handle that.

How can you look at that and not see Stanislas ahead of the person playing the ball. Even if it's just a leg. I'm not blaming the officials for not flagging FWIW.

Could do with Spurs doing poorly for a while.

Scores this time.

Was offside but no mention from comms.

I've seen nothing about his game that worries me. Given Pickfords fee, he will be a bargain.

Haha, Deeney. Serves him right.

Pen Watford. Arsenal collapse?

By the sounds of it, they can sack him for fuck all after they have been relegated, which is why they are waiting. Best of both world's, Pardew has a relegation on his CV and gets nowt in terms of compo. They should fine him for misconduct too.

Offering him an assistant job hopefully.

Southampton were f***ing woeful. At least Rafa might have learnt about s*** substitutions. Good result - we beat what was in front of us. Roll on the next home game. Looks like you didn't take even one ounce of joy from yesterday's game, a bit like the old cunt near me who spends the entire 90 minutes shaking his head. Seriously, why do you even bother? He's a cunt, it's kind of in his name. Ignore him.

Aye reset poll.

What really holds him back is not being Roberto Carlos.

I swear the corner flag saw him coming and tried to duck. Poor sod was bricking it.

I hope this is a Rodney Bewes reference.

He's Rafa's golden boy and a good egg. We will see plenty of him next season.

Just watched his post match presser, Jesus Christ man, how had I forgotten what a cunt he is? Throwing blame and excuses around like it's nobody's business. He says multi times, "this is not how my teams perform", or words to that affect. The anger in his face that the press dare question him. He doesn't even play the politics anymore, its just the rambling of a mad man. I feel for any club who has to deal with him.

That woman. Her face and disgusting accent is burned into my head.

Lascelles and Stones would have everything.

Sign him, no brainer.

5 points man, 6 with goal difference. We aren't getting relegated like. Really proud of a team with limitations and a manager who I love. Looking forward to talking about who we aren't signing on the Summer.