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As if Eddie is going to let him leave. Hes probably Eddies favourite player. The only way he goes is if Schar himself has decided to have a change but I doubt it.

I'd snap ya bollocks off for 6 and that would be a good season all things considered.

Top 4 is now off the cards but you can always count on other sides fucking things up. They can't all win. Let's get our heads down, get players back, go on a run and see where the points take us.

Get a DM and allow Bruno to play further forward, that way Bruno can be playing those little inside through balls, Isak will get another hat full. He's nowhere near his potential. Hardly even see him on the ball, taking on players etc. Yet he's still scoring. He's an absolute killer.

The Old Firm is bigger but its watered down slightly because they play each other so often. Who else is there... Manchester derby- shite, Man U don't even see it as a real rivalry historically. Manchester vs Liverpool- not a derby, just a historical rivalry Birmingham- I'm sure they hate each other but its hardly ferocious London- they just don't count. Cockneys have nee passion and just na. Steel City- Arguably a real contender, they actually hate each other. Leeds/Manchester- Arguably not a real derby and Leeds will take this more serious. Liverpool/Everton is literally referred as the friendly derby. That can fuck off. After than you are talking midlands derbies and Ipswich/Norwich etc. Anyone got anything that comes close?

look at him man. Just lush

Werner is a very astute signing for Spurs. Can play in a few positions and suits their style. Also at a good price.

How did I forget. 5-1 Villa was not bad either.

He's got 13 goals, yet he's hardly out of 3rd gear and missed loads through injuries. Just stay fit please.

Man United 0-3 Man City 1-0 Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea 4-1 Mackems 0-3 Sheffield United 0-8 Blokes given me these fantastic memories in this season alone. More than anyone since SBR. We've still got some choppy water ahead but I wouldn't swap him for anyone.

Love the lad.

Thought Miley was quite poor when he came on. Although I won't dwell on it.

The picture on the pitch is taking the piss.

Aye in Sunderland. Them fuckers can't count. Probably ordered 1 keg instead of 11.

Just bizarre isn't it? The amount of times I do double takes in match threads because I'm assuming I've misread or misunderstood... We've controlled the game perfectly. Just need to finish them off.

Scarves win.

Hardly worth getting worked up about ITV pushing the under dog narrative.

I'm talking about the club putting on scarves and breakfast for the fans.

Amanda will get Saudi to buy Sunderland and level it to the ground.

Must say, our lot are smashing these moments behind the scenes. Little stuff goes a long way with fans.

Agree with above. Perfect for Trippier and coolness on the ball. Joelinton will smash them up. P.S, don't get sent off.

He's such a Steve Bruce type. Cliche producing nob head. Speaks like a mackem too.

Can't believe they've picked someone who absolutely hates Newcastle so much and has Sunderland connections.... and paired him with Roy Keane.

Gary Neville is twice the person Barton is.

Aluko is a poor pundit but not because she's a woman... which is Bartons claim. Barton is a horrible human being but he certainly doesn't represent men. I've said before and I'll say it again. He's bare minimum got an anti social personality but he's potentially a Psychopath.