Colos Short and Curlies

Potential Vice Captain next season if his fitness comes back this year? Well it's probably going to be Burn but if Trips and Big Jam leave there is a gap with no obvious candidates

This could be his Hasselhoff moment where he's belting out 17 Going Under as the first swing of a wrecking ball takes place

I dunno like, I’d quite like Ando in the stadium continuing with co comms

Christmas dinner should be 2 potatoes - Mash and Roasties and a honey roasted parsnip and carrot medley.

It’s an absolute master skill to get the giant yorkie right. often come out too stodgy or too thin, but when it’s done right my god it’s a dish from the heavens

I suppose you could have Ineos pump millions into Man U and reduce their tax position, as long as Man U post taxable losses then its a win for Brexit Jim. The issue they have compared to others is that whilst Ratcliffe is part owner of Man U, its not done through Ineos directly so the ability to throw money into the club from his money generating engine is restricted

Obv it’s the coaches who ‘ref’ at u6 and u7 but we had a lad in the u6s on Saturday take a real swipe at another kid, he was taken off immediately but we had the 2 dads, both meat heads going right at it rather than let the coaches sort it out. Just a lack of control and respect even at that level. the u7s dads have also pushed a bullshit rivalry with another team from when they were kids onto the kids. Totally a one sided rivalry but it’s leading kids getting teased at school and a real horrible atmosphere when the boys play each other. no surprise that the kids grow up with an attitude of thinking they can do and say what they like

Still feels odd that Dwight Gayle and Bruno were on the same NUFC team, feel like different eras

Lets assume they ref 15 games and VAR 15 games, that would net them around £70k. Perhaps a little more

I'll raise you

And Steve Howey was a striker

A couple of seasons in Saudi then take over on gladiators

Weren't there rumours around her and Big Al at one point? that would make an interesting Saturday evening

There’s a good chance the game will be too big for Anderson tomorrow. I’ve no doubt he’s going to score most is at some point, but not tomorrow!

David is a good shout, a secondary source of goals could be the difference of champs league or no Europe so worth the £15m. would rather look at getting Gomes tied up for the summer of we’re looking that way.