Colos Short and Curlies

Daily Mirror

Of course there's no way the current squad can get 4th on the face of it..... but its right to target it. We should be looking to compete for 5th place, we'll need a good run with injuries but the quality is there in the first 11 to challenge. Then you hope for Liverpool to implode, leaving one of the top 4 spots open. A club will break into the top 4 in the next season or 2, as history has shown though getting 4th is relatively easy - its repeating it and becoming established there that is difficult

Keegan picks a pair of jeans, Wise suggests a newer pair Jimmenez suggests a nice pair of shorts Ashley complains the shorts are too expensive NE5 complains that under Shepherd we had the 5th best pair of jeans in the history of the premiership

But its Newcastle and Keegan hasn't a clue whats going on. He doesn't know Smith is leaving, he doesn't know Coloccino is signing. He never speaks to Ashley. He probably doesn't even know he is the manager

Was integral to the best bit of commentary ever imo. Leeds Utd in the FA Cup two seasons ago (replay but can't remember who against..) Healy scores a volley from about 6 yards out. Cue Kamara 'David Healy scores goals like that for breakfast' Cue replay of goal and Kamara 'Bacon, Sausage, 2 eggs......Goal!'

Seen it repeated a few times but he wore 17 because that's his lucky number, had fuck all to do with Smith. I'm fairly sure he debunked that story as well, I'll see if I can find the story - may be wrong like

The mirror are running a piece on Ashley saying he loves the club blah blah blah. The Star are saying he is desperate to sell and Keegan is on the brink yadda yadda The Sun are saying that Stacey (22) from Brighton likes reading, writing and algebra - and is up to her 3 time table now

If that was aimed at my post, read it again and point out where I compared Nugent and Bellamy as players

Like Bellamy wasn't good enough for Coventry. Sometimes its the wrong club for the wrong player. Haven't seen enough of Nugent to say whether he would stand a chance up here, or be a 'Bellamy type catlyst' for us, just making the point that sometimes a club and player just aint good for eachother

So we've gone from privacy clauses in takeover talks to openly flouting the (different) takeoveree at match days. All in the space of a month

But he blatantly said batman in the interview

Was talking about this with my boss earlier. Fair enough if it was Barca, Man U or similar. But this guy is on strike over a move to SPURS! Nuttier than David Blaine

Rather Nugent than Healy (if its a straight choice)

He hasn't had his medical mate, no transfer can be completed without that. has anyone failed a medical with newcastle? NO this after, babayaro, owen, woodgate etc Salako

Sums the man up nicely

Whoever he is, if he is a new signing lets all hope that he ends his first interview with the immortal word... Awooga!

I think you'll find that Left Back (in the changing room) is his least worst position

No disrespect to Sir Bobby but there's plenty of people who deserve something named after them at this club before the great man. Our current manager for example. are you being serious??? Yes. Why? I just think Robson is on an another level all together than keegan, both in footballing terms and as a person. That may be, but in terms of contribution to the club Keegan comes above Robson

Was it this guy perchance http://www.cuatro.com/multimedia/recorte.php?id=XLCO&type=Ies&xref=20061113ctoultnot_14

Reckon Harper gets 90 minutes this time around

Thought Refs were on a retainer of £33k and could make about £15k in match fees?

Who was it before Boumsong? Woodgate?

Any association between him and the club is frightening. Given? Solano? Mutual association between Kenny and NUFC

I think so too. No too good to be true would be a double swoop involving Duff and Smith