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'SOZ 2 WAKE U, SIGNED BEYE N FAYE LOL' 'In Blu Bamboo, off me tits. Wheyyyy. Morty, get us another WKD in'

Watched the best goals from 06/07 on ESPN earlier. Some right crackers in there

4 years 0% finance on the new Corsa. Thats not a bad offer tbf 30% deposit though, and it's still a Vauxhall. Didnt it get car of the year ? So did the Seat Ibiza a few years ago, I drive one and its shit (had a Corsa before that aswell)

4 years 0% finance on the new Corsa. Thats not a bad offer tbf

God almighty, I was partaking in a bit of gentle ribbing. Chill man

There's so much wrong with that post I don't know where to begin. So I won't. I'll start you off Dave. 1. Edgar isnt a left back.... 2. Huntington is spelt incorrectly 3. Recognising is spelt wrong 4. The first sentance should start 'I' 5. .......................................

Seeing the way ashley does his 'city' dealings maybe he just wont announce them at all and the first we will knwo is when they make their debuts

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club. Anything on Faye? aint said anything, just that we've sent our final confirmation fax to Marseille and the FA Still find it funny that a fax machine is still used for these things Still use them in hospital too where I work. f****** mental tbh. use them at my place of work for swapping shifts etc. would be fun if the official fax to the FA consisted "beye is now an nufc player, cheers" If anyone could get hold of said fax number you could feck up a load of late deals by ringing it constantly between half 11 and 12 tonight

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club. If this doesn't come through, admin will delete the final 't' from your username. Not bad for you. Bit harsh anyway, my first attempt at this ITK business!

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club. Anything on Faye? aint said anything, just that we've sent our final confirmation fax to Marseille and the FA Still find it funny that a fax machine is still used for these things

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club. Anything on Faye? aint said anything, just that we've sent our final confirmation fax to Marseille and the FA

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club.

Signed

2 years ago today Mickey Owen was paraded at SJP

Take off the rose tinted glasses yourself and you'll see that Robson became a lame duck the day Shepherd went in front of the press to inform everybody that Robson was not having his contract renewed, the minute he did that was the minute that the players knew they'd be at the club longer than the manager, the manager had lost all authority in the same way as a certain Mr Ferguson had at Man U when he announced that he was going to retire. Man U were struggling until he changed his mind and said he'd remain as manager of Man U. Most people predicted that Robson wouldn't have the players on his side as soon as the announcement was made. Although it didn't need saying by Fred, I'm sure that it was fairly well known that it was Bobby's last season anyway

Bit young to be shoved straight into the first team then

FYP

Or more likely.. Sam has been taking training Ashley has been selling trackie bottoms Mort has been doing 'legal business stuff' Announcements can come later

I want Deco! (or Adriano, or Riquelme, or Ronaldinho, or Swarfega, or Kaka, or anyone really!)

Is Blu Bamboo open during the day? Thi scould be the secret negotiating dungeon for Mort and Ashley

Gordon looks a top class keeper tbh. Could well turn out to be every bit as good as Cech IMO. No doubting he is a class keeper, but considering the state of the Macke squad is a £9m goalkeeper going to make much more impact than a £2m goalkeeper? I can't see him winning many points purely due to the number of shots he's going to face. Thats why I reckon he was a waste of money - had he gone to Arsenal however I'd say he could potentially win them the league with points saved over the season compared to Lens or Almunia

Pandering to the crowd, looking for a good reception tomorrow

Can't see him coming. But at least we know where .com get their info (Anyone who will give them it). I might send them an email saying I have seen deco in Cruise with his wife but I only had a disposable camera on me and am waiting for the photos to be developed so itll take about an hour. I bet they'd put it on and say 'Photo's to follow'. Thing is, they used to be quite reliable. A while back, if a signing was on there it was as good as done. They've got advertisers to please now though, more hits keeps them happy. More rumours equals more hits. The more commercial any medium goes, the less reliable (A bit like Derek Achora)

Couldn't afford 8.5m obviously Much better than shelling straight out for him. They can see how good he is with little consequence this way. It is a loan till the end of the season, with a contract to exchange the 9m then - it is a tax dodge by West Brom, similar to the one they pulled with Kusczak and Man United. There's no escaping it, we're legally bound to pay the money for him after a season. If you're legally bound to pay the £9m over after 12 months then its not a tax dodge. Can't be arsed to go into the details, but over the 2 years or whatever accounting period the transfer spreads over they will pay the same tax But it would reduce the tax they pay in the current accounting period, surely? They've had a good summer, sales wise. That's why I said over 2 years!

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