Colos Short and Curlies

Just look at the shambles that is Sammy Lee at Bolton, then look at Sam to see how it should be done. Lee seems to be trying to copy everything Sam does, down to the headset, but is just clueless. Hope hey go down purely for Sammy Lee

Bring back Souness

Full season unbeaten. Come on!

Manure Chelsea Dippers Arse Toon Everton Blackburn Citeh Pompey Villa Wigan Spuds Brum Boro Spanners Fulham Reading Sunderland Bolton Derby

Not quite up to Hansen's beard though

Could anyone understand Sammy Lee there? Like a Scouse squirral on speed

Shearer talking rubbish. It was blatently the introduction of Fletcher which turned the game

Lawrie Sanchez comparing Spurs to a James Bond baddie. Quality

what a goal for the equaliser

Sensi World of Soccer tastic

Spurs now, should be a good laugh

Do you know he got his scar by walking into a patio door

What the feck is that on Hansens chin/jaw. Blatently trying to get one over Rafa there

Could be worse, we could be Derby

We've had Diego Gavilan here already, didn't work out - but gave me my nickname on football tops all through Uni

Need an early goal. Then could see us getting 3 or 4. if its nil nil at half time I would be ecstatic with a on nil at full time

I don't know about the first comment The Les, Ginola, Barton, Shaka summer was pretty special too. Certainly the best post Keegan though

Just to put the defense into perspective. At least once last season we lined up Nobby - Ramage - Bramble - Hunty Our strongest 4 were Nobby - Taylor - Bramble - Carr/Babs The strongest player was Taylor, who now isn't guaranteed a start. Happy days

I bet the lasses are hanging around with him due to his striking looks, stunning wit and £2bn

Whitey had a haircut for tonight!

See ya, with a bit of luck you'll come up against Hunty next season (nothing personal to Nobby like)

You're also crap at spelling. I'm an accountant, I do numbers!

I've already told you that we've submitted the Beye paperwork (even though no one believed me!) Needs the FA ratification - look how long the Diop deal took to officially confirm after it was 'announced' as comlpete on the beeb

you're You obviously get little kicks out of that!, What a sad life! the "What" doesn't need a capital letter. Doe an exclamation mark not end a sentance? (crap at grammer stuff)