Colos Short and Curlies

Do you reckon that the only person who hasn't heard yet is Glenn? Edit: The sacking version of dumping by text - sacking via message board rumour

Courtney coming up soon on talksport. Expecting a good game here

Hairy hands. Never trust a man with hairy hands!

We announced the Duff signing on a Saturday. Bobby went on a Bank Holiday. The stock market excuse is just a convenient one for Fred when he wants to dely things

Its also not Newcarstule

Well at least I learnt that Birmingham are having an ope top bus parade

'Its a good day to bury embarrasing news' as far as Fred goes anyway. Also the pies went off after today so needed to get them eaten today

currently skipping between SSN and 5 live

So if he does go oin he nex couple of hours DJ Spoony gets to deliver the news. Joke football pundit on a joke club.

All the best to Bobby, if ever a man did not deserve the luck he is served up its this legend.

Or Roeder. I don't know how much stick people away from Newcastle are getting but I'm getting quite a bit. I do. I live in Birmingham and people think we are a joke at the minute I spend a bit of time near you and have had stick off Villa, Birmingham, Wolves, Derby, Man U and Liverpool fans, the worst though was a Sheff Wed fan taking the piss on Monday night in the pub. hope you give it back based on fact,o'neill set the league alight this year hasn't he,outspent us to get there aswell (i think). thats why what isn't a story at other clubs is headlines for us...cos our fans lap it up and go over the top on everything. i work with many boro fans and mackems,plus the usual glory hunting mix,all i need to do is stand back and look at thesituation as a neutral,then argue on the facts Got Swansea fans taking the piss down here. Now that's embarrasing!

Sylvain Distin is the in the top 4 centre halves outside the top 4 of the premiership. In the premiership. IMO. If that makes sense. (The other 3 are King, Yobo and Campbell, what order you wanna put em in is meh) Woodgate? Ben Haim? Bramble? Bastard. NSG beat me to it

we'll go down

First-half diagnosis? pffff Second-half diagnosis? big pile of doggy poopoo Full-time diagnosis? I'll tell you where we were when we was shit, we was at the Madjeski Star man for United? pass Worst United player? Pick one from Dyer, Bramble. Honourable mention for Zog's cameo Opposition comment? Nowt special, made them look better than they are Toon-pros? Only two games to go Toon-cons? Two more games to go Post-match feelings? Don't care anymore

Roeder was DESPERATE for Owen to score, just so he could say in his post match interview; "Glenn Roeder doesn't make excuses, but if Glenn Roeder had Michael Owen all season Newcastle would be much higher in the table." how about this..."glen roeder is a fighter and fighters don't quit. people forget this team that isn't mind. i expect us to come out fighting the same way i have battled my way back in life...no excuses...we need the extra half a million pounds" And although we don't like to talk about them, we have had a horrendous injury list, thats not an excuse, Glenn Roeder doesn't make excuses but whenever my big names have been fit we've, hmm actually played worse. hang on....

I was wondering wehter the Fat one will pull the trigger before Sat, give Clarkie some experience in the dugout before next season

Bramble about to score..... Edit. As if!

Bit harsh on the monkey

Did you see his interview on SSN earlier? Dead man walking, and he knows it. More robotic and monotone than Steven Hawkins

One Sam Allerdyce, singing one Sam Allerdyce

Aye 'Special Dispensation'. In other words the dips cried and clamied that because they have won the cl/ec 5 times the rules don't apply to them.

If we took the League Cup and FA Cup a bit more seriously that would put money in the coffers just the same. LC and FA cup are a bot of a lottery though, UEFA is pretty much a guaranteed £5m cos its so pish easy to get through the groups

And if we ever manage to get top 4 again our co-efficient will still be high. 'Planning'!

You really want to watch Liverpool Chelsea? Its going to be the most boring game of football ever. lies. Ok, I'll give you that it would have been worse if Liverpool had come away at 1-1 or had won 1-0. Still going to be a really defensive game with Liverpool trying to play on the counter attack when Celsea play 10 behind the ball

From the man himself.... Keegan rang him at the right time. He was all set to sign for ManU then Keegan got him before he had a chance to sign. We were also very well placed to be champions in 06/07 based on 05/06 and the signing of Shearer. Just never really happened that year